Joe Drew

Some added layers to this: - this is not a misquote or misspeaking he very deliberately meant to call his defensemen "too horny" - the overly horny defenseman in question is named Bonk

RIVER CARTWRIGHT Listen to me, please, listen! There is a bomb in the stadium. I don't know where, I don't know how big it is, but I -do- know you're the only person who can help me find it. ROY KENT Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Belarus cannot supply large volumes to the USA, since its output is already contracted for this year. “Even if we wanted to supply [potash] to other, Western markets, we simply do not have those volumes - everything is contracted,” the Belarusian leader stressed. www.belarus.by/en/press-cen...

This is fucked! Toronto mayoral candidate Brad Bradford is using an Israeli AI app to create an army of snitches and reply-guys. The app finds valid criticism of the candidate on social media, gives you an AI-written reply to post, then gives you rewards

Strange things are happening in the Kawarthas.

Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting.

workers of the world, spice up your life

Incredible. I had no idea, and haven't been active on Twitter for almost a decade. What an honour.

even now, she's still teaching us

What I’m taking away from this is that the Bradford campaign will literally say it’s sunny if Chow says it’s raining.

We’re not changing it.

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

Cyclist was doored. Just say it, rather than this victim-blaming passive tone.

"From ‘Fortress North America’ to All-Out Trade War: How the U.S.-Canada Talks Collapsed" www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w... "the United States maintained that it would retain all power to change tariff policy against Canada at any time, irrespective of the agreement" Then what's the point?

They can put American booze back on the shelves, but they can’t make us drink it.

don't talk to me or my son ever again

I'm glad we / @spacing.bsky.social published that Op Ed. Nice to have people on the record. spacing.ca/toronto/2020...

ooh decisions decisions

Big news: Federal government grounds Billy Bishop airport expansion www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

Imagine a serial killer killing someone every 72 minutes, and the reaction of the government was to say to people to "stay alert, assume everyone is the killer, wear protective clothing, and don't get yourself killed" instead of doing something to stop the serial killer. That's this. This is that.

The bed areas of these two trucks are roughly the same, but the one on the right will kill more children.

We're great at parties.

Parents of toddlers, despair: daylight saving time starts in one week

Having worked at an online service that attracted a young audience, I'm reminded of how frequently the RCMP trained us what to look for *and* how to inform the authorities safely. This is malpractice on the part of OpenAI.

also one dude died of SCIATICA. i am *fucked*

teeth

The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

My feelings on AI are a lot like that tweet (or article? I dunno) from almost a decade ago: “I don’t know how to explain to you that you should care about other people.” I don’t know how to explain, to people who don’t already grasp it, that nothing is worth doing if it isn’t done by humans.

I never noticed this either.

If Buck Martinez is not added to the #BlueJays' Level of Excellence, I'll climb up there and paint it on myself.

Hey, everyone. I have some exciting news. I’ll be providing coverage of the Blue Jays farm system over the course of the season in the Toronto Star. Next to playing CF and hitting leadoff for the Jays, this is a dream come true. First piece will be in late March. Stay tuned….

Trump and Ford agree on basically everything except tariffs on Canada. Remember Ford said he was a big fan of Trump the first time he was running for election.

Governor Carney

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

On @keeganmatheson.bsky.social: "Keegan Matheson has a beard. Let’s start there. Matheson is MLB.com’s Blue Jays beat writer and he has a beard. It’s a big, glorious, pointy beard, and it’s attached to his face and everything." @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social follows through!

the threat of 30-50 feral goldfish finally justify having deadly weapons

The Jays' outlook looks, uh, *different* 2 months later.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

MASHLEY ADDISON!

Honestly I still can't even get over this. AI slop entirely made up baseball rules, including "how many times the ball bounces" insanity, ignoring the correct answers on the same page.

LLMs fabricate completely, utterly wrong and made up baseball rules: sure, why not use it for important things too??? LLMs are bad at *everything.*