J. Michael Mull

if you force me to have to mute the word ‘cheesecake’ you are not an ally

BlueSky? Why, it’s a riot. One says what one fancies & what one does not fancy & often one reads the queerest things! BlueSky: a social medium of which one can be quite fond.

couples’ costume for one

I get the same corner-of-my-mouth snarl when someone on here calls the people who “follow” them their audience as I do when a comedian calls non-comedians civilians

You can just say Godzilla is bisexual. What’s he gonna do? Sue me for slander? Go ahead, dude. Try to prove malice in a court of law.

every group project has that one malevolent Baba Yaga, and it's a different malevolent Baba Yaga every time, but always the same malevolent Baba Yaga

Hey, why don’t you come over? We can watch Oliver Reed and Alan Bates’s wrestling scene in Ken Russell’s 1969 film "Women in Love" & Chill.

grunt work? sounds hot

Work Tip: wear clashing patterns so you always look busy

physically forcing myself to watch something on one of the many paid streaming apps I have instead of something on all my legal grey area free streaming apps

saw a sign that my local supermarket is hiring overnight stockers. Hope my overnight stalker takes the hint

Jesus said “love thy neighbor as thyself” but didn’t account for all the self-hating motherfuckers out there

A prolapsed Catholic. Nope, send that one to the drafts folder. How do I do that? How can I send “prolapsed Catholic” to drafts? Anybody, HALP!!!

The 4-Stage Engagement Cycle [1. Democrat Makes Mild/Banal Statement] ▼ [2. Republican Manufactured Outrage]►Bad-faith Framing ▼ [3. Collective Incredulity]►"Can you believe they're mad about THIS?" ▼ [4. Endless Dunking & Memes]►Content ecosystem feeds off the reaction ▼ (next topic, same loop)

Selfie – Masculine Guy Seeks Same | Elia Tomás, 2017

The Definitely Southern & Possibly Gay Weekend Weatherman™ is trying to vamp with this curmudgeonly anchor, and she is not having any of it. Her palpable disdain for him is borderline homophobic

Better days are ahead. They're coming whether you like it or not

I’m late, I’m late, for an unimportant date!

from confusion to tears, spiking into bouts of anger, devolving into a lot of handicapping, and ending on taskmaster. that pretty well sums me up circmoji.bsky.fans

Oh no! Here comes the avalanche of You Can See Everything think pieces. RUN!!!

one day I'll find out who Sydney Sweeney is, and I just know I'll be underwhelmed

soup for dinner because it's relatively late and I'm relatively tired, and anything that requires a step 2 is out of the question

I know it's Game 1 of the World Series, but I walked past the TV and Richard Kind is on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. I know you lot seem to like him a whole bunch, so you have options

and if you laugh long enough into the cow, the cow begins to laughs back at you (I'm sorry, I know this is terrible, but I went through the trouble of downloading the image and adding alt-text, so I'm too far in to back out now)

T.G.I.W.F.

thermostat settings are secretly the number one reason for divorce

I’m a sapiosexual in that I’m attracted to anyone smart enough to have the wherewithal to reject me

Tomorrow, The Young Turks are going to finally reveal which middling children's author is secretly a TERF

If I ever have another breakdown, “Gloria” by Laura Branigan will be blasting in the dark as I set fire to the curtains

Football? On a Thursday??? What's a man about town like me supposed to do?!?!

whatever that aggressively ugly font every A.I. slop ad uses makes me yearn for comic sans

Rahm Emanuel running in 2028 is to make Gavin Newsom look like the moderate choice

looks like Bluesky has been updated to run natively on iPads, so I can skeet to my heart’s content during my members-only bubble bath sessions. I’ll be skeet skeet skeeting all the time now.

telling your grandkids (not mine, as my grandchildren do not suffer fools like their dear old pappy) that this was the original iPhone.

Art is subjective. I'm objective. We are not the same

Bill Maher is funny to the type of person who regularly says, “That’s not funny” to legitimately funny jokes

listening to Born To Run while I’m rollerblading feels a little bit like stolen valor

I tend to buy shoes when I’m stressing. It’s Wednesday and I’m up to three pairs

pivoting to silencio

BREAKING: You asked for it. The Criterion Closet is officially entering the world of FORTNITE!