Jesse Kriss

Jesse Kriss

@jklabs.net

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See, it’s extra funny because if you read the digits of the hand in binary, it represents one of e-mudra’s private keys.

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I keep seeing this still without context and I can only assume that Tesla has decided to make a waffle iron.

Darragh Mc Kenna@darraghmckenna.bsky.social

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

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Welp I guess we're crying this Friday morning

Noelle@finallynoelle.bsky.social

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

"In the future, everybody will be some wet leaves on a rock for 15 minutes." - Andy Goldsworthy

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appears that hegseth impulsively blurted this out to look tough, but had not discussed it with others prior, causing admin to scramble. he did not think through the consequences of livestreaming. these do not seem like good qualities for someone making war-related decisions.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Breaking news: Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will not be executed on a live-stream, President Trump said. “Many very good and well meaning people would rather not watch him die,” Trump said.

This is right up with how I see "Free Palestine" chalked on the sidewalk and hear it in the "Sweet Caroline" melody

Steve Klabnik@steveklabnik.com

(Kurt Kobain at the mall) 🎶 where else should I be? 🎶 🎶 Anthropologie 🎶

Wow. I don't know how broad Deno adoption got, but no security updates after a year is a huge deal for anybody running it in production. Yikes.

patak@patak.cat

woah! from ryan's announcement:

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“Ms. Hamilton, who would bring her young daughter to work on weekends and evenings, is credited with popularizing the term “software engineering” to describe the complexity of the work her team did, thus elevating software coding to a status equal to hardware design.”

kottke.org@kottke.org

“Margaret Hamilton, who led the 100-person team that wrote the onboard software for the Apollo missions, guiding Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to a safe landing on the moon, died Sept. 30 in Cambridge, Mass. She was 90.” [nytimes.com]

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There are worse things than being walking distance from The Fillmore. This is a San Francisco appreciation post.

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Replying to @danhon.com

you would not believe what a bunch of independently acting rogue humans did today when other humans weren't looking in contravention of some rules and behavioral guidelines and requirements set by other humans

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Second-screening the Katmai Falls bearcam today reminds me: Q: How do you weigh bears for Fat Bear Week? A:. By using LIDAR — laser-scanning bears to quantify the chonk volumetrically, and then using estimates of ursine density to convert it to approximate mass. www.geoweeknews.com/articles/sup...

geoweeknews.comSupporting Fat Bear Week With Laser Scanning | Geo Week News“Fat Bear Week celebrates fatness. That’s what you want to do before you go into your den.” Each year as summer begins to fade and wildlife

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Replying to @akiro.se

Alternatively, open source maintainers looking to earn a living from maintaining their open source projects are welcome to respond "fuck you, pay me" and produce security attestations—without threat of suddenly their project is a formal product subject to all manner of regulation.

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Replying to @akiro.se

The appropriate and legally supported response to requests on open source maintainers to attest to the security of their projects and fill out lengthy forms about their cybersecurity stance is Fuck off.

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Open source maintainers are starting to get all manner of communiques from the compliance & legal departments of huge corporations using vaguely threatening and legal-sounding language and demanding the maintainer fill out forms and reports and attest to the security of their project "because CRA".

Oof.

🌬Breeze@cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

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ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT

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If you don't already have your ticket for tonight's show, Boston let me sweeten the pot for you...

Bikini Kill@theebikinikill.bsky.social

BOSTON! We will have a very, special limited edition shirt ONLY available at tonight's show. All proceeds will be donated to the Planned Parenthood League of Massachusetts.

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We have reached the point in software capitalism where @qlab.app is now getting support requests from people who assume they need to "renew" every year and are wondering if they need to pay us again for the program they bought last year. (They do not.)

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They finally fucking did it, what a show of solidarity

Scott Nover@scottnover.bsky.social

BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Saw Cut Chemist last night at The Independent. Can confirm that he remains one of the best to ever do it. Unreal technique and musicality.

Feeling a big split between "Do the existing job but worse+faster" (yours or somebody else's) and "Oh huh this makes totally new approaches possible"