Jeremy Wood

It was the worst crime spree in US history. All these DOGE fuckers need to go to jail. 

WE WON!!!! FUCK YOU, FASCISTS!!!!!

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

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Q: President Trump said that you and Ken Paxton should debate... What are your thoughts on that? James Talarico: I agree with President Trump. I think Ken Paxton should debate. I know Ken Paxton has asked for proof of life from me. I'm asking for proof of spine from him.

Talking Heads

J.D. Vance has been a breathless supporter of Neo-Nazis at home and abroad, promoting their fascist ideas and ideology to a jaw-dropping degree. But he has the fucking nerve to say someone tied to *socialists* doesn't belong in America. *You* are the un-American ideologue, you goose-stepping dork.

I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm-bomb

Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.

I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.

Once again Sen Schiff showing his whole ass. Most charitably not understanding the moment.

That's not how I look at it. I look at as we have about two and a half years to convince all federal elected Dems that opposing this means your career is over. Right now? A ton. To me, it's an Apollo 13 situation. You figure out how to get it done.

www.engadget.com/2244816/meta... ok yeah the boom's over if this loser has figured it out

We’re not in the habit of recognizing celebrity deaths here at 925. That said, Dolly Parton is a national treasure and some folks here joke that Dolly is our Locals patron saint. After all her song “9 to 5” is our anthem. Today we remember all the love and kindness Dolly brought the world.

At this point, if Trump ordered troops to deploy to Fifth Avenue with specific orders to shoot Trump’s political opponents on sight, a federal court would issue an injunction, but SCOTUS would overturn it, 6-3 “per curiam,” on the ground that nobody got shot yet, let’s wait and see.

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Thanks to Natalie Harp and Donald Trump I learned that this was an actual job.

Ossoff: It’s been amazing to watch this White House melt down over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults, public officials paid by the taxpayer, with immense power in positions of public trust.

Look, we’ve all heard the rumors that Natalie Harp calms the president down by jangling her keys in front of him as he claps awkwardly, but nothing has been confirmed

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

Remember this image every time someone tells you that protesters are "hurting their cause." Those people are the red bars. In 40 years, we'll look back at them the same way.

The problem isn’t “too much competition for too few jobs.” Don’t blame other workers. The problem is the oligarch class throttling opportunities. buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...

We were watching a video that mentioned a Sony Watchman, so I mentioned I have one (or a few), and went looking for a video of one. Here you go, an old video from 2021 showing one of my Watchmans (Watchmen?) tuning into an NTSC signal

If you're thinking of starting a novelty account where all you ever do is post stories of various cops getting caught doing one specific crime, pick a crime, any and all crimes, DO IT YOU WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF CONTENT

Just got back from a trip to Alaska, where I purchased possibly my favorite souvenir of all time: the Bottercelli

As we speak, the Trump administration is trying make government science funding contingent on aligning with MAGA political priorities. Not sub rose, but explicitly. The real threat to academic freedom was never having to address someone by their preferred pronouns. The centrist thinkers are chumps.

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

No reason the Emoluments clause can’t be enforced on an ex-President. Attn: John Roberts: Accepting a bribe plane is not a core executive duty.

ok but as long as we dont run out of missiles and our fresh produce doesnt turn to poison i think we’ll be ok

You can't judge someone by what they think or say - only by what they 💫 DO 💫

New Bluesky brand extension

New spirit animal just dropped.

What the fuck was the Biden DOJ doing for four years without running down as much of the Epstein stuff as possible? I guess they were too busy not going after all of the other crimes.

a canary that holds its breath, so by the time it dies, you’re too late to get out

that was followed up by the gop stealing an election, being asleep at the wheel on 9/11, lying us into iraq and all the bullshit inbetween that and attacking the capital. it sounds fucking ludicrous to me when dem leaders talk about the good republicans. what the fuck are they talking about?

Talarico: We cannot let artificial intelligence become yet another arena where billionaires write the rules for the rest of us. We can start by cracking down on the data centers that are jacking up our utility bills and using up all our water.

Let’s Fake a Deal

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/oZwZMR9

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.