moron

I want to live in a neighborhood where the HOA says you have to have a natural lawn of wild native plants and beauty takes a back seat to ecosystem services, which are in itself beautiful and promote beauty

Periwinkle sounds like in the land of fairies it would be an unsayable slur

Went to clean out my Google drive and found it full of pokemon cry mp3s from generations 1-4. Lmfao

Irritable sardonic character who exclusively uses sarcasm to describe how frustrated they are & Bright-eyed autistic character picking up absolutely zero subtext and having the time of their life

A couple of years ago I had my job tell me to stop using words like "crazy" or "insane" because they are ableist. That year they fired me for circumstances affected by my autism. They chose not to help me improve, and told me I had to leave that day. I'd worked there for 2 years. Now THAT is crazy

A stong litmus test for whether someone is a Good Millenial or a Bad Millenial is how much they still care about harry potter. It provides so much info about their social circle and mental state

I've seen ppl get mad abt agreeing w former MAGA when they speak up against certain injustices (Marjorie on Epstein, Tucker on data centers, Candace on Israel, etc) I personally think it's cool to see bc it shows once even enemies are unbound by party lines we all agree on more than we think.

Ragebait but real #mtg

Reading the #witcher series and so far Geralt seems to enjoy participating in the trolley problem only when someone else has pulled the lever. Like he will fix the track or w/e but trauma boy does NOT fuck with making even good decisions. My hot take

This April we're doing environmental ed a little differently. Join us for Biodiversitease: an Earth Day Cabaret! We just don't see any reason why a bodacious bumblebee can't teach you about the critical role of pollinators, ya know? This *will* sell out. Get tix now Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com

sorry you are dead

How to get into nature.

Please let me learn this this year

@hankgreen.bsky.social I would love to know if it's possible to apply for the scishow residency program. Is there somewhere I can submit an application/portfolio?

Mark my words they gave Samus a motorcycle because they want to put her in Mario Kart

Its depressing and IM still going to fight but I really dk if were ever going to see actual collective push towards fixing the climate until theres some sort of catastrophic disaster that affects SO MANY PEOPLE that the world goes "ohh okay" Like Californias old smog denialism but worse

The skill floor for Aldi is high and it doesnt work for every build but the drop rates are incredible

Bad youtube ads give me so much joy. Please tell me in great detail how i am pooping wrong

Not to be intellectually superior but not once have i ever watched an animated movie and thought to myself "they should remake this as live-action"

The Big Silly Event is live on twitch TOMORROW, at 7:00pm, EST. See you there!

Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st! It's genuinely going to be special; Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell... Stay tuned for more info!

A postmodern orchestra/chorus dedicated to interpreting and performing classic pieces as FAR from the standard as possible,while still following the sheet music to the letter. Anything not explicitly written into the original sheet music is open to interpretation. #ideas #music #postmodern

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, but you taste it and it doesn't taste like shit, then You're in the clear guys 👍 👍 💯

Opinion I just made up: Every city should be judged solely on the merits of its worst neighborhood. The beauty of your most gentrified area does not show how much the average citizen is thriving

Ideally my hobby would be whimsically wandering to explore the world around me but alas! i live in the modern US and am afraid of being arrested for trespassing

The funniest thing you can do to a mean comment on your video is give it the "creator heart" to thank them for their engagement and not reply

Liberal senator loses husband to the alt-right. Millions perish #starwars

Chess Position xkcd.com/3082

Someday were gonna be hearing heartwrenching stories abt 90yo gamers with arthritis preventing them from #gaming

happy Homestuck Sunday to all who celebrate

Getting dressed up in the finest cosplay and going to church on Homestuck Sunday

The Lord Jesus Himself elected Donald trump so he may clenz this world in fire and may God help him do so #tittok

Yeah actually guys, i know its april 1st but like,, i think Jesus Christ would really care about Israel's security as a nation,, A few palestinian lives are probably not as important to him as his home country

I hope my grandma who i love lives at least these next three years to see what her dumb-as-rocks voting decision has cost us

Pub owners are like come down to my pub "The Sopping, Diseased Egg"

As a white man i want a shirt I can wear that says "Please be patient I'm a DEI hire" #ideas

Spraying the enemy pokemon with a low accuracy poisoning move call that Poison Poisson Distribution (i have a poor understanding of #statistics)

"Drug Screening" is thinly disguised piss fetish behavior. Why do you need my pee. It's mine. Stop

I FOUND SOMETHING I THOUGHT ID LOST LIFE IS WOTH LIVING

A football referee blowing the whistle pulling out a revolver and shooting a player dead on the spot

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

top 5 guesses: comic book [ 0.873 ] book jacket [ 0.121 ] jigsaw puzzle [ 0.000 ] breastplate [ 0.000 ] jersey [ 0.000 ]

A pokemon trainer who battles you and their pokemon are at like 80% hp and ridiculously tough, implying they are the real protagonist and have been making their way through the area

ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit theonion.com/ice-age...

It would be funny if they had an "online" category for dark souls speedruns. Imagine having to speedrun and getting invaded lmfao

Having to sign "not only have i read this document, i understand it and i agree to it" under an incomprehensible pile of words is one of the most stressful things i have to endure as a modern adult

A modern sitcom about a dysfunctional but loving polycule attempting to raise children #ideas

An asymmetrical 4-6 player board game where someone (chosen at random) is able to get way more resources than everyone else, and can spend their resources to make things harder for others to acquire. 2 ways to win: acquire 90% of all wealth OR unite with others and oust the richest player #ideas

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Video game where you have to disinfect your inventory space if you picked up something dirty