Guy Endore-Kaiser

Quite literally, this is the hardest the president has ever worked in his life. He must be fucking exhausted.

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

His whole staff knows Denzel never said this. But they have to ooh and aah, and agree with the president of the United States, that it’s really neat how much the big movie star respects him. Just a spectacularly embarrassing time to be American.

Lol, they hate him.

This man won his primary by 30 points.

In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...

She was the last thing everyone in the world agreed on.

An employe at McMahon's company, WWE was accused of systematically sexually assaulting vulnerable boys who worked at the company. McMahon persuaded them not to sue, and told one she would support his education. When his grades dropped, she stopped paying tuition support. He later killed himself.

Was proud of how crazy our spelling of diarrhea was. But I've been humbled. Somehow they found room for an "o" across the pond.

This show is miraculously good. Telling people about it felt like handing them a precious gift. This news is a total gut punch.

The president of the United States self soothing with AI hero slop is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen. His aides bring him tons of these and he goes "ooh THAT one's good, post it" and they all say "great choice, mr. president" and it makes him feel good for .001 seconds.

well this is none of your business, joeydiverse

So I guess we know what round we’re losing in now.

These people are performing for grass.

It's so depressing that the mainstream media can't just say "The President is lying when he claims someone used a knife to cut a 150 foot gash in the reflecting pool." We all know they would if a Democrat made a claim that demonstrably impossible.

It’s too bad Mamdani isn’t eligible to run for president because his vibes are so powerful he could win us the World Cup.

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

Sorry to all the Knicks fans, but I've read enough horror scripts to know how this turns out. They need to lock the doors, and hang garlic from the rafters, but instead they've invited the monster in. If Trump shows up to game 3, they lose four straight.

The U.S. government handed a 3-year-old to an abuser to torture him to death, and then his mother was allotted one hour for his funeral.

Sorry but I think this is badass as hell! I'm telling you guys because my kids won't talk to me. I had hot dogs dipped in peanut butter for breakfast. My dick hasn't worked since the Bush administration. No, not that one, the one before it. USA! USA! USA! Also I don't think AOC is hot. AT ALL!

Rotting hand is the new ill-fitting shoe. Boss is doing it, so everyone else has to. First one to have one fall off probably gets a promotion.

Even Trump would be embarrassed to brag about acing a ridiculously simple test. He's bragging, because to him, it was incredibly hard. The test where you draw a clock and identify a picture of a horse, was incredibly hard to the President of the United States.

Four-star Admiral: “You heard the President: continue the activity, but at a tripled up level.”

A remake of Citizen Kane but instead of “rosebud” his last words are some tv ratings from 22 years ago. .

"The average IQ in Somalia hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished racism of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking

CNN absolutely losing their mind when they learn about horses.

Even if he was being honest here, which he's not, admitting that you don't know what doctors look like ought to be enough for immediate transfer to a memory care facility.

I’ve never been more optimistic about America winning the World Cup. Real chance no one else shows up.

The President’s favorite show is called Kablammo. Each episode is two minutes long and costs taxpayers over a billion dollars to produce. For the premiere, they blew up a girls’ school. Still easier to justify than watching something from JK Rowling.

I have more hatred for this kind of politician than the literal nazis on the other side.

A lot of "the anti-semitism of the left" talk going around lately and the target seems to be more "the left" than the anti-semitism.

Not that it matters, but I have traced her ancestry extensively going through multiple generations and centuries. This is not true and appears to simply be echoing false claims made by prominent white supremacist Peter Brimelow.

From the new Epstein drop

The graves dug for 153 Iranian female school children who were killed by an Israeli-American strike. Photo: IRNA

Burying little girls is technically a job. These people should be afraid to be seen in public for the rest of their lives.

On the day I lost a quarter billion dollars worth of jets to friendly fire: “there are no stupid rules anymore!”

Is this a make-a-wish situation for Melania? Or are they trying to get us used to seeing proxies because they know the president won’t be able to appear in public as much after contracting a severe case of dying?

A bunch of Iranian kids are going to die because the President hopes that will get people to stop asking about the American kids he raped.

The people on twitter have been hearing me scream about this for years but never forget that Max Landis is QUITE LITERALLY A SERIAL RAPIST. HE HAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN ALARMING NUMBER OF WOMEN, WAY more than ever contributed to the number of articles exposing him for it

In a new filing with the SEC, Trump Media and Technology Group, the parent company of Truth Social, revealed that in 2025 it lost $712 million and brought in just $3.7 million in revenue.

Democrats could have announced weeks ago that none of them would attend the SOTU unless the full Epstein Files were released, and then the entire speech would be a stark visual reminder to the public that Trump is hiding the truth. But instead a few of them will wear buttons or some dumb shit.

"The FBI interviewed this woman — who claimed that Trump forced her to give him oral sex when she was in her early teens, then punched her in the head after she bit his penis and kicked her out — at least four times." - @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social substack.com/home/post/p-...

Today is fun, but a year from now, when the economy is fully tanking, Trump will have convinced half the country that it’s because democrats took away tariffs which were totally starting to work.

There must be trials. Not as an emotive aspiration, rhetorical meme, or empty threat. A concrete plan. A dedicated special court for it. Structural legislation and prosecutors and funding and all the rest of it. Everything necessary for it can be done constitutionally. All it takes is the will.

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

Imagine finding out the lawless goon who shot you multiple times for no reason texted this after to his co-worker?

“After baby Amalia had been hospitalized for 10 days, ICE thought this baby should be returned to Dilley, where she was denied access to the medicines that the hospital doctors told her she needed."

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.