the lack of a recovery timeline for mila holloway’s injury

This is my most heartfelt advice for interacting with new people on Bluesky

Bluesky a band: Killing A Joke

why else would you block people?

I did a test at work today to cut compute costs and my fix lowered the bill from $22 to $17. This excites me both because that'll save a lot of $$$ at scale, and also that is exactly how much the narrator of King Missile's "Detachable Penis" bargained down the price to get the title object back

On the umichwbball Instagram, they asked the players to draw a picture of a wolverine and Courtney Ogden provided us with the perfect meme for the football team

should have done this a lot sooner

The Warriors are so bad they gave up more points in the first half tonight than the Valkyries gave up in the ENTIRE GAME (they're not that bad, they're actually winning at halftime)

I thought I was joking when I said Angel was acting like CC

BILEHALLA

is that how she got out of Dallas?

I suppose I do like having the losing team's owner have to go on camera on talk about why her team lost. Should make MNBA owners do that too

Veronica Burton and Kiah Stokes both finished with 13 points and 8 rebounds, but one of them had more blocks than the other.

VB's nails look damn good for the fourth quarter

Genuinely dont think we talk enough about Naz Hillmon's transformation as a player She was an undersized bruising post scorer in college who never left the paint. Turning into a defense and rebounding monster who is never looking to score inside the arc is such a radical change we never saw coming

This is meaning thing I could ever say: Angel's gesticulations are, at times, Caitlin-esque

Veronica Burton is, pretty comfortably, the shortest player to ever have 4+ blocks in a WNBA Finals game. #WNBA

this is why i said "lol chris paul"

lol chris paul

unethical basketball

He's doing better today

THREEAH STOKES

Karl Smesko doing unsightly things to his ear

That’s where the k-cup goes

ESPN again not knowing ball

The theme of the WNBA's advertising this season has been THIRTY, in honor of the number of points necessary to win a WNBA Finals game

Veronica Burton after the Valks hold the Dream to 8-for-34 shooting and 22 points in the whole-ass first half: "we've gotta play better defense"

TB stands for Teronica Burton

I love that Zendeya is rocking the giveaway shirt at Balhalla. Legit sports girlie.

Find something you love as much as women's basketball refs love calling jump balls

This is meaning thing I could ever say: Angel's gesticulations are, at times, Caitlin-esque

I'm glad Marisa is sufficiently ahead of the broadcast on this one

scoring double-digit points in a quarter? uncouth imo

i get annoyed when Jordan Kent says YO GABBY GABBY but when he's not there to do it I miss it

not fired up enough to make the and 1 though

Channel 6, in a moment of unprecedented generosity, decided to pretend that Michigan was capable of scoring 10 points

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WNBA Finals Game 6: It's Crunch Time *and* it's Brunch Time!

I had my AI agent create an app called “Lunch” to help me with decision fatigue and boost my productivity. It has a few pictures of things I might like to eat. Tapping one spawns a subagent to order that item on Uber Eats and 60-90 minutes later I’m eating. It’s 600 thousand lines of JavaScript.

It would be cool if there was like some kind of nonprofit organization dedicated to developing open AI

The only way to rescue this is to invite every 10-year-old in north Georgia and call it a special Camp Day

I am sorry but no one cares about an october regular season hawks/cavs game

Finally came up with a super scary Halloween display name

Move the game to Crash, Texas

There are systems in place for those who will use them

The world needs a high-quality, truly open language model. I wrote about why it’s necessary and why it’s easier to build than you might think.