Stephen

Genuinely bemused by this question. Forgetting the million and one other things you could do with your life: I know I will NEVER manage to see all the TV and films I want before I die. How is it possible to have watched everything you’re interested in?!

Got married yesterday. 10/10, would do again, except thatʼs very much not the point

Ed Miliband did not kick off about not being a One Direction video for Comic Relief when Cameron was. Some things (for charity!) can have a Prime Minister without it being a partisan issue

James Blunt appears to be dressed as Doctor Who. Miranda for companion, please! #TheTraitors

Just a few more push-ups, and I can be slutty Hercule Poirot for Halloween. #halloween2026

John Wick was going to be called Scorn but Keanu loved the name so much he kept calling the film John Wick, and they ran with it.

I can't speak to the weirdness of Nashville, but the original flavour 9-1-1 is gloriously trashy fun. Cannot wait for the season with the bee tornado! (Also - nearly 20 episodes a year for nearly 10 years, this is what people say they want!)

i've been spending a lot of time in century-old newspapers over the past few years and it's hard to overstate just how much they remind me of the social internet - punchy, full of topical humor and catchphrases (what we now call memes), incredibly racist, smothered in ads.

Absolutely adoring Farscape, which is a first time watch. The aliens are weird AF, it's horny, there are puppets done by The Jim Henson Company, and it's made me feel things. I mean look at this mfer. What more could one ask for?

a field guide to Skarsgårds: if silver fox he be, that's Stellan you see unsettling but hot, Alexander you've got only dread doth you fill, then behold, that is Bill

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

I reposted the original, might as well repost the milkshake ducking

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

"AI will change the world."

There's a universe, like, two doors over where he's just a bitchy old queen living in a gorgeous UES penthouse with a handsome, buff, much younger man, and everybody in his building hates his guts, but I have never heard his name, not once.

I don't give a shit but this is the funniest 'movie mistake' I've ever seen

Thank god for *mathematician* Hannah Fry telling us that four people is “loads” #TheTraitors

My favourite Celebrity Traitors was the 1904 series when Wilbur Wright and Marie Curie tried to murder WG Grace but they couldn't because he had a shield.

This was the first draft title of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

I think we may actually be in hell

I've got a good idea for how the BBC should pick the live action show's next showrunner. Ask them how this show fits into canon. If they give any answer other than 'what on earth are you talking about?' 'who cares?' or 'grow up', they are immediately disqualified:

I learned HTML out of book and put together a Red Dwarf episode guide using DVD screencaps, which never made it off my hard drive onto the web, thankfully

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

I don't want to hand it to Mark Zuckerberg and, in fact, should absolutely not, but he _could_, in theory, respond to this with "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

After a few monthsʼ break so I forgot the details, a reread and revising it from start to finish, I felt good enough about The Novel that I have sent it to three friends. Itʼs a nerve-racking experience and thatʼs *before* I try to decipher their feedback to uncover how shit they really think it is

What a time to be alive

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

The time I, with the surname Wood, was made to stand behind another pupil, with the surname Tree, to illustrate the idiom “canʼt see the wood for the trees”

*wakes up from a coma after 28 years* Hey, I wonder what happened to that 11 year old girl who rang This Morning to sing Pie Jesu.

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

mmygod

hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

god this is good

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah