Andy

This is the worst piece of client journalism I've ever read on the BBC

Long live the Rutan empire!

A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.

god I'm actually quite gobsmacked by Starmer's decision, it's just so......small, so revealing of his complete and utter lack of interest in Parliament and parliamentary politics, until the very end

Whatever your opinion of Jolyon, it will be a lot worse after reading this.

Burnham: “I’d like you to remain as Culture Secretary.” Nandy: “I’m Culture Secretary?”

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

They just announced that the next season of Only Murders In The Building will feature both David Tennant and Jodie Whittaker, making it a must-watch for all fans of St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold

If Trump had offered Iran these terms *before* the war, they'd have bitten his hand off to sign. They'd have partied in the streets. Declared a national day in Trump's honour.

The guy who says "nobody wants to live next door to a Romanian" has a lot of gall to use a British-Polish person as human Reichstag fire.

This woman promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground

🎵Now randy Andy likes 'em young 🎵Gets 'em with an Epstein bung 🎵I might well have the bastard hung 🎵When I'm cleaning Windsors

Andy Burnham will force Keir Starmer to quit as PM by standing in by-election after by-election until Labour loses its majority.

Just remarkable how suddenly the newfound interest in Welsh politics of the UK-wide commentariat evaporated the second Reform got beaten.

what exactly is the challenge, he’s at 30% approval and 7 months away from being completely neutered, tell him to fuck off and reap good will

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

Enshittified non-chronological social media timelines make April Fools even more unbearable. Nobody will see your post until Friday afternoon, Denise.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Michael Grade is EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. The idea of this angry old granddad "regulating" the modern media and telecoms environment is like hauling in Petula Clarke to run Radio 1

Danger - Keith Emerson at large

"Can you find out why Disney+ literally deleted Willow, please?"

Electing this guy twice is really bad. But the real reason the US cannot be trusted is that it has been unable to impeach him.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Whilst Goodwin is an abhorrent human being, I really hope this defeat is nothing to do with him, coz we might be looking at a GE where Reform just come second everywhere and Farage fucks off in a massive huff

Me when the Uber driver starts talking to me on the way back from a taproom on an industrial estate.

It is quite striking that Konstantin Kisin simply denied (falsely) on BBC1 that he had said what he said, word for word, on his podcast.

"Oh, I'm afraid the tariffs will be quite operational when your goods arrive"

Now I wished you would have told me I wished I could have talked to you Just to say goodbye, Bobby Jen

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Remember - Net migration rises: The government has lost control of the borders Net migration fails: The government has trashed the country so badly that no one wants to come here

Remember fascism? It's back, in Pog form!

Anyone on the left who thinks that the BBC falling would help their politics, here and abroad, is an unbelievable fool

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

A Boris Johnson outrider speaks