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Okay fine, I will buy Manchester City.

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.

Here we go Stillers here we go

Can we just be done?

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

Perfectly normal president and society

Thinking of my friend @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Looks like the at @yourkickstartersucks.com were on to something…

FINAL FANTASY SQUARE 1990 NES

Okay fine, I will buy the Seattle Seahawks.

Wow, it’s gotta be bad if Fetterman is voting with the Dems

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

You don’t like it?!? Take it up with the pope…who is a Bears fan anyway

The Pittsburgh Steelers would like to thank the refs for saving Mike Tomlin’s job.

If Zohran doesn’t thank the bodega cat from his video, I’m voting for Dick Cheney in 2028

You did it @davidjroth.bsky.social

Okay fine, I will buy Pizza Hut.

there's a democratic plot to use my nazi tattoo to turn voters against me

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

In my time covering the Capitol, I have to say I believe this is the largest protest I’ve seen.

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

#LegsGoPens

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

They're teargassing people on the streets and shooting them, Chuck.

Do better, dork

We really have to stop imagining these people as the worst movie villains we’ve ever seen, and imagine them instead as being the worst bosses we’ve ever had

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

This game stinks

Red Zone Wow #morewitching

Oystercatchers are so CUTE. Great color scheme, solid hustle, really good bird.

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

i do not want to die without a male heir to inherit my Gamerscore

Getting absolutely destroyed in Druid Chat because I pronounced glyph like “gilf.” Heaven fucking forfend some of us learn words by reading them

Transitioning who I follow away from news/politics/sports personalities to Desinty2 news and streamers...timeline much less toxic (still bad)

FUCKING AROUND

Shoutout to the #marathon alpha blackbird players that refuse to use their super.

Get in the fast lane, grandma, the bingo game is ready to roll.