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Obama’s Muslim and he won the Nobel Prize???

the year is 2050 "i hate you! i wish you'd never been born!" your mother shouts as she slams the door. of course you're hurt, but you try not to take it personally. she stopped taking her supplements after a deepfaked doctor ruth told her to; it's been nearly 5 weeks since her last bowel movement.

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I wonder if Matthew Yglesias has ever met a human being

just last week I was struggling with an impossible task: what to eat for lunch. I love cracking a hard problem but this was just overwhelming. So I asked my personal AI assistant. It said "sandwich," which was just perfect. I had it place the order on Uber Eats and 45 minutes later I was eating.

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob closed the old Cheesecake Factory. So when Vivek Ramaswamy promised to legalize child rape, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then Obama said something elitist.

Tbh I don't think anyone on earth is offended by Obama saying that a gold plated cheesecake factory would be tacky. This is not actually something anyone is bothered by.

That said, it's an interesting fact that you can often extract significant concessions from a certain kinda leftist by activating their insecurity that the True Volk are exurban petit bourgeois reactionaries, and you are intrinsically inauthentic if you're not in this group.

Muppets Take Manhattan implies Muppets Take Berlin

Except the guy who likes sports graph should be basically like a sine wave except angled such that it is slowly tilting downwards towards the Democrats

I see the AI lunatic fringe has finally developed first and second Thessalonians in their continued project of inventing the worst imaginable version of Christianity.

leftists circling back and ending up on the Republican side of the Elian Gonzalez debate lmao

It sucks that every Rolling Stones song is like a top 100 song ever written musically and then the lyrics are about how fun it is to be a heroin addict and a pedophile

I have never called it harder

That really Lindseys my Graham.

Trump going to Mississippi should tell us they’re seeing the same thing Schumer is, and there’s internal polling showing Colom with a chance. It ain’t the Wedgewood poll.

“Looking for Halloween fun without the frights?” is perhaps the most perfect statement of perversion I have ever seen

Yeah I don’t see how this isn’t a crisis at this point? You cannot have a private citizen running a full private foreign policy which runs against that of the United States like this

Vivek Ramaswamy What a horrible phrase Vivek Ramaswamy Ain’t no passing craze It means Blohio In just a few more days He’s too brown, you see For GOP Vivek Ramaswamy

The single biggest problem I have with this argument is that it’s a cultural solution to a material problem. I actually agree with the fundamental point that using a decentralized system instead of a centralized one is the best solution, but actually making this happen would itself require laws.

The ADL is going to accuse Leah Greenberg of implying that Jews secretly control the world’s nuclear arsenal for saying this

Trump is badly misreading his base here, I think. The idiots love his corruption to the extent that it seems self-interested. The promise is “I am corrupt like all the other billionaires, and I’m going to cut you in on the scams.” But here, they’re the victims. This will read as “politics” to them.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS HE BELIEVES HIS PRODUCT SHOULD SELL AT EVEN HIGHER PRICES AND HE’S NOT AFRAID TO SAY SOME COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS SCIFI BULLSHIT TO THAT EFFECT