Alex

“Productive struggle” I like that.

sometimes a partner will send me something and i can't help but to do a stupid edit; thank you @robinproblem.art for the original clip and i'm so sorry for what i've done to it (sound on!)

This seems like something that might not be very good for a politician

texts from my ex

“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” — KURT VONNEGUT

LET’S GO BRAZIL LET’S GO SERBIA!!!!!!!!!

The long-serving strongman leader of Serbia, Aleksandar Vucic, has conceded defeat in an election that pitted him and his right-wing party against a diverse student-led opposition movement that spent two years protesting his government.

WE DID IT. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVED WE DEFEATED USA WE DEFEATED A COUP WE DEFEATED META WE DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO SILENCE BRAZILIA PEOPLE LULA WON GUYS. THE PEOPLE WON.

They’d also make up bullshit listicles at the end of the magazine like a bunch of “scrapped Nintendoland titles like “Metroid: Deadbeat Dad Simulator”, “Captain Falcon explains to kids that the consequences of Climate Change ruined their futures” and “Wario Fart Party”

Assuming this is the same magazine as the “Official Nintendo Magazine” I remember as a kid, that tracks, like that magazine in its final years was full of bizarre gags and bullshit They’d regularly have a segment called “does Batman like this game” where the the answer was always a resounding “no”

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

thinking about this video again

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

Two Women Kissing in Nature, b. 1859, by Georges Rochegrosse

there's a my brother my brother and me bit where justin talks about how his Big Beautiful Buick Enclave has replaced his family on an emotional and fundamental level. "they can't sit in daddy‘s new wife, I guess, is what I'm saying. but wife is so reductive. because it's also like my father."

basically everything short of poob has broken

oh and Railway got hacked, plex is being exploited. internet is broke

so what has broken the internet today? well, 1. php 2. node.js 3. gitlab 4. 4 5. musl 6. QUIC/HTTP/3 7. Signal 8. Apache Traffic Server 9. Pillow for Python, even! 10. bind 11. LiteLLM 12. XZ Utils 13. Bind (Java is reported, but supposedly it's just their version of the 4 issue)

the story goes like this

All cis people on this site should be nicer to trans people facing existential threats I think. Just imo

ITS GOTTA. i think that feeling is what Chicken Dinner is trying to capture and why i really want to try it

press 4 to pay respects

Air to Ground Message: WORK YOUR MAGIC. Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a7f10a73b91 F: #f32ed0b3b8c

have u guys ever heard of "showering"? i just tried it, yea, first-timer here. but i feel like that could fix me.

Fellow WA voters, let's bury this. I can't imagine any parent wants to subject their child to this vile "examination."

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Dolly Parton's sister claims voting machines in Tennessee changed her vote to the Republican candidate.

Outta my sight, scrub

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

behold!!!!!

welcome to sexual twilight zone

saw your man shoving a bunch of hogs out of the way so he could eat from the trough

if these things are empty and your face is obscured, you can just walk up to it and start hitting it with a sledgehamer and there's nothing anyone can do to stop you except call the cops