Bill Ruhsam

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

I present the finished product. Sound on for best effect.

Go Atlanta Dream! And go just a bit better for games 5 and 6!

As a runner, I am totally here for this diatribe.

in the narrative of this ad, kyle, our white plagiarist, isn't even depicted as worried about his own job performance; he steals labor because seeing someone who's not a white guy being praised "really got to him" if that doesn't sum up where we are with all of this, i don't know what does

🛸 Ever wanted to take the Drake Equation as a series of shots? now you can! as the preeminent expert on both the search for life in the universe ~and~ getting a little too turnt on a tuesday, allow me to present: 🥃 The Seven Shots of SETI 👽

Today's words of the day are PHP4EVA

If you have a friend or loved one who worked in IT, please avoid using the number '4' with them for the next 7-10 business days. If you do, it will be like saying '6-7' to a pre-teen but if the pre-teen was a sleeper agent triggered by small numbers.

Brian's dead on. Don't compare yourself to people who are literally paid to look good. Many many changes can happen if that change *is your job*

Why did I write a Minecraft book? Because last year a shy 11-yr-old boy brought two huge lobsters to my door I asked how much His dad said: No he wants to give them to you. He hated reading before your Minecraft book & now he loves it. He wants to pay you back THAT’S WHY I WROTE A MINECRAFT BOOK

I have to make a lot of 3"x3" squares of various colors for this costume.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Jenn and I playing A Place for All My Books on this lovely Sunday.

This is only true in the sense that "retribution" equals "not letting them run our country straight into the sewer" and "depriving them of unchecked power." And also possibly "investigating them for the obviously fraudulent and illegal things they have been doing."

I misread this as the Hitler Museum and I was very confused about what Adolf had been up to with the Red Skull

Oh my. I both hope and don't hope that AI was involved.

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

Go Brewers!

Because I saw Jorts on my feed today I thought I would repost this for anyone who doesn't already know, and for anyone who wants a cozy refresher.

Been having fun recovering from a shoulder injury back in the spring (5 months ago) through PT but it wasn't getting where I wanted so it was MRI time, yesterday. The results notes are full of words like "tear" and "irregularity," not that I was expecting anything different. Alas.

Lol!😂 TODAY IN SPORTSBALL: The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity.

[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.

Breaking: The Atlanta Hawks offer to send Jack Smith a DVD of their thrilling February 3, 2024 overtime win over the Warriors because apparently he missed it.

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

Boat. Gird.

I was in a band in high school called Calculus. People thought our music was derivative.

I would totally do this for date night if I lived in the DC area.

Being hit, back-to-back, by the twin discourses of Iced Coffee and Choosin' Texas makes me want to burn cancel my internet and burn my phone.

Teen rearing update: my input is neither requested nor required.

Jennifer and I have watched a lot of mysteries/police procedurals and we have a pact: after having murdered the other, we promise to never ever confess in the interrogation room.

I ordered a large pizza bc it was on sale. Yelled "it's here!" when the delivery person showed up so they won't know I'm alone with a large pizza

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

Two weekends, two walks along the warehouse where the kid has derby practice. Most of these weren't in tire paths, but they'd work their way there over time.

As President Trump plans to attend the Texas Tennessee college football game today, each team begs the president to root for the other one.

Not sure if it would help for you to show up with a smoke alarm to a CPSC interview, but it would make for a pretty fun story.

I know nothing about this situation but the "relegated straight to the MLS" is totally a sick burn and I'm here for it.

Finally built a little axolotl habitat near my base. #Minecraft

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

Things I did not know I'd be doing: stretching out the kid's skate to get another couple months of wear out of it.