Addled Pixie

I once found a deflated "Get Well Soon" balloon in a graveyard and there's never been anything more representative of the human condition.

The world is terrible but look East every once in awhile

When the hot flash is so intense my reading glasses get foggy 😭🔥🥵

A true working class candidate is on the ballot in WV! If you are in District 3, vote Dave Cantrell on Nov. 3rd! youtu.be/A6ig6_7t_dc?...

I ate an entire bulb of roasted garlic last evening. I don’t have any regrets, but the people I have to talk to today will have many lol

A few mornings ago I was fairly certain I heard a White-throated sparrow, and I just saw a Dark-eyed Junco in my yard. They have arrived for the season so now it officially feels like fall.

Why would you bring me whipped icing when you know I’m a buttercream gal?

Say what?

Smokin that shit that allows me to look backward and forward down that long tunnel known as time except it’s not a tunnel and it unfurls and surrounds me until it truly is a flat circle and for one moment before it snaps back and out of my perception I know that all of this earthly pain is momentary

It's impossible for me not to feel everything and nothing all at once. Every molecule cannibalizes itself like the air around it consuming as it retches, gasping as it breathes in.  Nor is there escaping it this time as the focus of our intent is clear.

I can’t stop saying suckin and fuckin in Roscoe P. Coltrane’s voice. And now you hear it too.

I took this quite a few years ago and it remains one of my favorite pictures. I love the way the condensation decorates the spider webs like sparkling jewels and gives them weight. I love how each web has a strand of silk connecting it to a point on the ground. I only added the black & white filter.

I took this quite a few years ago and it remains one of my favorite pictures. I love the way the condensation decorates the spider webs like sparkling jewels and gives them weight. I love how each web has a strand of silk connecting it to a point on the ground. I only added the black & white filter.

I’m sorry but I’m far too high for you to be saying Kreddy Frueger.

That feeling when your partner is traveling for work so you send them a 25 minute voice memo about the sexual politics of Hellraiser at 7:30 in the morning.

when you're in the middle of a heated argument and mid-rant you suddenly realize you've been wrong the entire fight

*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change

Say Liberty Biberty one more time mfer

It is October 9th, in the year of our goddess, 2026 and our pollinator garden is still popping off.

A savings account? In this economy?

Sometimes you are able to capture a moment of magic and beauty.

“What was it like growing up in the ‘80s” one day I had to pull buckshot out of my leg with a pair of pliers and it bled so much that I learned how to sew because nobody was coming home for hours, and when they did I got in trouble for not putting the pliers back in the right place

A true working class candidate is on the ballot in WV! If you are in District 3, vote Dave Cantrell on Nov. 3rd! youtu.be/A6ig6_7t_dc?...

My perspective on any elected official who is stating that Trump shouldn’t be impeached or prosecuted, is that they are protecting themselves against that type of future action and accountability because they, too, are crooked af.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Really wild being outside of the states, having someone learn where you're from, and be asked if I know about the "botched death penalty thing" like it represents what the country is all about (because it *is* what the country is all about).

It’s better being an owl.

We watched Backrooms last night. It’s intense, and there is a lot going on, thematically speaking. I felt the compression of the rooms, and the disorientation, yet I found myself on very familiar ground despite having never seen this movie before because many of my nightmares look like the film. 🫪

Watson, for a caturday submission.

I’ve been to 2 different fall festivals today with my husband. We’re now at a favorite local spot for dinner. This morning before leaving, I clocked myself focusing on what could go wrong - my anxiety trying to take the helm - and I cut it off and decided to just look forward to the day. It worked.🫶

WHAT: Céline (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: big business or, in Sorrento, on vacation, whispering to your cousin, “Do you what you will, Veronica. But remember, I was on that balcony in Gstaad. I know what I know.” IF IT WERE A SCENT: private elevator EMOTIONAL RANGE: suave/apt #MJMfashionGuide

My date tonight seems promising. I'm just not sure I'm ready to break out the Drakkar Noir for her.

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.

@vermontchicken.bsky.social I just looked to see if you changed your name to Chicken The Friendly Ghost again for Halloween 🤭

[at a restaurant] Me: Ah, yes. I’d like some Stilton on oatcake biscuits, with some fig jam on the side, and a nice glass of Port. Them: Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s. Me: Oh, silly me! Yes, go ahead and super size it.

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE