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Me: Happy national black cat day, Pancake! Pancake: …Excuse you, every day is national black cat day.

Bring back pop up video!

for my friends in Western Washington, remember that the phone number for the Seattle chapter of the National Lawyers' Guild is 206-OK-TRY-ME

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

Told my partner that Wildwood is a new movie with Alexander Skaargard as the love interest and in my defense the both titles start with W and are vaguely nature themed.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

Husband, cooking: “this recipe wants 1/4c of broth but I’m not opening a box of broth just for 1/4c. We do have an open bottle of white wine, though, so I used that.” The recipe also wants 4 kinds of cheese, which we did have, so I’m excited to report back.

a message from the future

Today is my birthday and I'd love if people would share my artwork 🥰🖤

If only the transit agencies would match our energy.

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Fascinating.

what if some of us just can’t be arsed to hit shift, especially on mobile?

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Will gladly finish this custom for anyone willing to book it in November

It sure is. I’m not ready for Daylight Saving Time to end.

My annual review said I'm good at change management and I have to agree. Change is hard, so help everyone feel more comfortable by doing it with a smile and some cute stickers.

Hello. They are going to try to fuck with your vote, and we are NOT going to let them. Last week I pinged my friend Dana Chisnell, who knows how elections work, and said "Hey, let’s make it hard for them to fuck with us.” Today, we are very proud to announce the HOW TO VOTE zine. howtovote.tips

best bumper sticker I saw today: “do you follow Jesus this closely?” lol

don’t dream it, be it

"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way

“Can you not just talk to your children about their interests? Play them some music? Expose them to something?” 💀

The odyssey is about taking two buses and 58 minutes to go 6 miles east-west in Seattle.

Finally someone is talking about this.

We have to shame the city council into feeding hungry kids but when it comes to cops, we make it rain 🤬

Dionne Foster just achieved the unthinkable: casting Rob Saka in a favorable light.

It's very instructive to see how identitarian arguments are being deployed to DENY free school meals to kids. All over a piddling $3 million. They increased the SPD budget by $35M last year! Harrell added $150M in new spending in his last 2 years!

holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???

Essay by the NASA scientist who brought Sailor Moon merch to the Artemis II launch. My shoujo loving, magical girl adoring, nerdy ass heart is so full. reactormag.com/why-sailor-m...

I would also hate early sunsets, though, if we stayed in standard time. I honestly don’t care as long as it just. stops. changing.

The stranger being more conservative than the 43rd LD Democrats is *wild*

Nothing to see here: Just 292,150+ people warning about Trump Admin’s new federal rule to strip grant funding power away from experts, scientists and unbiased arbiters Instead granting power over federal grants to Trump appointees Enormous issue Comment deadline is today

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.