jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless

many times now, i've posted about Bronze Theory: the idea that the democratic establishment fails simply due to lack of skill. i finally wrote an essay laying out my thinking: post-goldfish.ghost.io/bronze-theor...

You should have to park better than this to graduate high school

Former NBA player Malik Beasley will enter a guilty plea on Dec. 9 with the Department of Justice over his role in bribery and betting scheme on his NBA play, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN.

The driver was found asleep and mysteriously $10,000 richer

Local 21 just announced an unfair labor practice strike in the City of Oakland for November 5.

When he calls her name It's like a little prayer He's starved for her touch It smell crazy in there

Envy the confidence of people prognosticating on DSA from outside the org, I am inside it and have no idea what's going on

Without even looking it up i know where my former caucus would stand on this and I’m glad to no longer be in a caucus. National DSA shit is so boring

I want to be optimistic about people’s hatred of AI but I see a lot of people using ChatGPT on their laptops in cafes and it’s so sad

Who else remembers that FPS that took up 96kb of storage

It’s actually wild there’s no producer sampling this song before 2006 youtu.be/KDnH14N49bQ

Happy 32nd Birthday The First Web Banner! On October 27, 1994, The AT&T Telecommunications Company placed the first web banner in Internet history on the HotWired magazine website. The first web banner in the world was 476×56 px.

Im sincerely wondering whether news is like “everyone already knew he’s a rapist so this isn’t anything new”

What I’m realizing from this round of being single/dating is that I’m hot. This is a horrible realization and it won’t end well for anyone

A new 50-page report released by House Judiciary Committee Democrats includes a trove of evidence regarding allegations of sexual assault, including a new rape allegation from former Miss Switzerland, against Trump that the lawmakers say has been deliberately covered up by the DOJ.

Jazz is being a goof

I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

In a horrific, horrific mood dealing with my horrible boss and the indignities of American mental health care on the same day but calming myself by looking at this good boy's smiling face, thinking I'll be home with him soon, only like 2 more hours

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

Jazz is being a goof

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Jason “White Chocolate” Williams

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

It’s a great week to listen to Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep

The ex-girlfriend of a Mulkiteo cop found her younger sister's nudes on his phone. Now he's facing a criminal investigation.

From the digital realm to the tabletop, solidarity forever! MTG Arena showed the world that workers at Wizards can and should unionize. D&D and Studio X are proud to follow in their footsteps as we work toward a better tabletop industry for everyone. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

“My entering Jeff’s Super Cool ROM Site u agree u are not FBI. If you click ok ur not allowed to arrest me”

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Lula Goes HARD

oh that’s me

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes