Hamburger Dipshit🌹

Please enjoy the Pasta Demon.

Well done to Fleetwood. Arsenal were rubbish all night, we can complain about the red card but that was incidental in terms of the overall performance. Nowhere near good enough. Not gonna cry too many tears about being out of this competition, but collectively and individually dismal from us.

Lmfao Arsenal

That’s an absurd red on Dowman. That was a nasty scissoring challenge and he reacted as anyone would i think. Mutual yellows feels totally fine to me.

Oh hell yeah, new Wolfbrigade! music.apple.com/us/album/howl-…

The Brìghde Chaimbeul Tiny Desk is so so so so good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mp_bp…

may even exceed peak Roaracle energy, love this for the Valkyries

Absolutely did just block my work calendar though

anyway

I can't believe the fucking losers in charge of the WNBA are going to put the next game at 9:30 on a THURSDAY just the absolute fucking disrespect

VALKS!!!

every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

when I covered the 2019 Stanley Cup in St. Louis Jon Hamm randomly had a press conference just because he is a Blues fan and I think that Zendaya should do that here

VALKS

KIAH STOKES IS NOT REAL !!! She's already the chief basket protector of Blockhalla and now she has multiple 3-pointers in game 5 !! #WNBASky #SkyHoops

perhaps a Brewers World Series title can fix what a Cubs title broke

“What do people with crippling gambling addictions believe is about to happen” is simply not useful information

Another successful #fest24 in the books!

Thirty years ago I was on a high-volume high-aggro mailing list, and when someone lost it like this the tradition was for someone to take the text of the message, alphabetize it, paste it into a reply, and say “these words didn’t appear to be in any particular order so I alphabetized them for you”

Lula Goes HARD

LULA

I'm playing #cyberpunk for the first time and I had a revelation...

got your basic infantry crawl into eatin'

Second Half Ravens: Jesus Christ.

Back from a two-year hiatus. Biberty sent me. www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

It’s a testament to how much time I spend with @lopatto.bsky.social that I use her L FOR LIZ drink delivery system even when she’s not the recipient of the drink: Right hand beer is now always my beer.

Here's the first of a series I'm writing on Guzmán's work. Tomorrow will be the 7-year anniversary of the biggest protest (1.2 million people) in Chilean history. The 2019 "estallido social" is the subject of Guzmán's last film. It's weird to watch documentaries age substack.com/home/post/p-...

Gillian Carter hitting us with the Sacred Harp set intro. #fest24

It’s never been more clear that racism is a scam perpetrated by wealthy elites to convince working people to blame someone other than the wealthy elite.

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

I encourage any future Dem President to think along these lines and keep pressing until the other side is willing to accept a return of the rule of law. Unilateral disarmament doesn't work bsky.app/profile/gran...

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Incredible vignette while walking Miga: bent-over old guy in newsboy cap unlocks his giant $70k Genesis SUV while smoking a cigar. His cell phone rings. The custom ringtone? The Godfather theme. He squints at the phone, puts it to his ear, and shouts “WHAT PART OF ‘FUCK EM’ DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND”

If a car is blocking the bike lane you can call and call and call and they will not send any police. If there are safety advocates blocking the bike lane with a protest, riot police will be there immediately.

If you pretend to die they will show up with 100 police officers, but if you actually die they will show up with 1 to fill out the paperwork.

S-Tier merch from Home Front.

Yet another banana suit asshole in a crowd. End It Was Right.

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

Keeping an eye out for the most out of place shirt at #fest24 this weekend and my initial submission is Coal Chamber.

Scoop! Bottom of the Hill will live to see 2027. Interview with all three co-owners plus the club’s incoming proprietor today on @coyotemedia.org 🤘 www.coyotemedia.org/bottom-of-th...

"We actually half-pressed"

I went down to New Orleans to profile Twisted Teens Come for the answers to those pervasive questions online (How do you write three addicting albums in one year? Who even are they and where did they come from?) and stay for the stories of lifelong trainhoppers pitchfork.com/story/twiste...