John Muller

Harry Kane opened his online chess account during the Ballon d'Or red carpet, this is the price of greatness

England have found solutions to their problems in the attack (Harry Kane), press resistance in midfield (also Harry Kane), and distribution from center back (yep still Harry Kane)

(nodding from my ergonomic office chair) he's right

review: YOSSI BENAYOUN Here’s the first article for my LFC focused substack. My aim is to deliver high concept articles about aspects of Liverpool. So this format is simple, it’s a player review lfcarticles.substack.com/p/review-yos...

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LinkedIn has added a menu option that I assume if you click it just nukes the entire website from orbit?

Mourinho was once asked to come up with the saddest five-a-side team ever. This is what he wrote: Forssell, Bebe, Schuurs, Neville, Warne

In the sense that he's still extremely famous 15 years after his last decent work

Smashing that fuck Ken Paxton button like one of those punching bag arcade games

Soccer is the only sport where coaches who look like this say things like "quite joyous"

Brighton & Hove Albion FC

If you bought an MLS club right before the league got Lionel Messi, the Apple deal and a domestic World Cup you would have been better off putting that money in an index fund

Michael that is the opposite of how umbrellas work

St. Louis did a ton of basic things right and decoded the U.S. Open Cup in no time

El Capitan is what they predict the end of season league table on, btw

Not often you see a 4-2 game where the xG just says yup they really did that shit

Joao Pedro has trademarked his goal celebration, which is devastating news for the zero people who wanted to use it

They found a way to work pro-rel into a logo explainer

PSG-Barcelona and Bayern-Arsenal on back to back days in October feels like the Champions League dropping a teaser for the wide release of the semis on April 27

Republicans are dominating the ball in their own third and attacking up the left wing but central midfield looks good for Dems

Enjoying the Reynaissance

Saw a headline that said Sage admits uncertainty on Palace future. Like damn what's the point of even letting one hang around your royal court

Hell is measurable.

Amazing what a guy can learn from playing with Rayan Cherki