Alex Dixon

This is terrible. The only moral option is to rewrite the entire kaboodle in Haskell

Zero hour game jam tonight!!! #0hgame

PSA: the best way to protect yourself against the recent wave of memory corruption vulnerabilities is to take the RAM out of your computer and send it to me

Yo. @kenney.nl has done more to support up and coming devs, empower non artists and people starting out with accessible tech than any other single person I’ve encountered. Just wanted to throw that out there for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

A [Claude] is a hole in the [intellectual property system] that you throw money into

They call me citizen sleeper because I'm a citizen and I sleep a lot

Time Flies: CBBC show, whenever Mr Tumble does his trousers up he travels to a different point in history

we don't talk enough about the total cultural victory of functional programming nerds honestly. big monad was really cooking with promises, even awful Enterprise Software SaaS sludgeware is monadic now

Here. Have this.

I wonder whether the average stately home in the UK has seen more actual murders, or murders staged for cosy crime dramas

Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but

Made fun of my friend for buying special condoms, but it was only a bit of gentle ribbing

Nobleman in 1326 whose scion just became a mendicant monk be like: Guys you have GOT to get an heir friar. Life changing

Had a quick look at the Sun just now, and everyone was right, it did some serious harm. Looking at it for any more than a couple of seconds is a terrible idea Bunch of vapid headlines about small boats and the royal family. Nice lady on page three though

Right listen up folks. Five heatwaves is too many. I am taking the unilateral decision to block out the sun Gonna give it a test run at about 7pm tonight xoxo

What a trouncing. Can't spell Warwick without W! #universitychallenge

Just realised that, looking at the numbers, almost certainly more Whodle games have been played than the number of people who have watched S15E08 The Reality War...... #doctorwho #whodle

"Twenty Years of Pandoc" by John MacFarlane pandoc.org/twenty-years... #Haskell

it bears repeating:

Promotion get! :)

Game dev moment: finding a random loose card with "Winston Churchill" on it and nothing else, and having no clue why

I think they got these two the wrong way round

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The Message From Deep Space is a fantastic game. If you haven't played it yet, get on it! And if you have, come chat with us on the Deep Space Communication Relay :) [bring your own dictionary]: dscr.dixonary.co.uk

There once was a man called Ted Mowels Who had awful trouble with vowels He was wonderfully fond Of those he called 'frond' And he drank hot soup out of his bowels

join :: Monad m => m (m a) -> m a #haskell

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fixed your headline

Starmer to take full advantage of all the possibilities of legs

more like order of the stinking shart lmao gottem

Queer AF artists rejected twats' hot air? (5) cryptick.wildvale.co.uk/clue.html#UX... #cryptic #crosswords #cryptick

the dildo has left the building

Cabin Pressure is honestly one of the best British sitcoms of the 21st Century so far - if you haven't heard any of it yet, treat yerself

📣✨ NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT ✨📣 We're pleased to introduce... I’M YOUR HOST An audio deduction game where you have one task: restore a series of lost podcast episodes.





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We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.