cory hughart

cory hughart

@cr0ybot.com

Proprietor of @crockoftime.com, a personal fermented food journey Senior web & app developer #WordPress #React #CSS Possibly a robot | he/him

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Rolled credits on Control: Resonant. What a treat to play a sequel just as good if not better than the original. Still got some lingering questions, as it should be.

Carbon is stylish, useful, and battery-optimized! apps.repebble.com/carbon_48b38...

Eric Migicovsky@ericmigi.com

Pebble watches last a loooooong time on a battery charge. But it depends on the watchface you pick! Some feature beautiful animations, which may slightly decrease battery life. Now you can view that impact on the Pebble appstore AND devs get insights on their app dashboard!

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Actions speak louder than words, personally I was in talks with Epic to get all my game assets on their Fab.com marketplace (for free) but cancelled the deal immediately. If they want slop, let them have slop.

Between Tim Sweeney being an absolute AI chud and the harassment of our beloved @kenney.nl, we've decided to cancel our previously announced Epic Games Store release for Shape Sender Deluxe 🚮

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Pebble devs - we're working on something big for you 👀The biggest change to the SDK since...forever. Plugins: headless apps that provide data (eg weather, finance, traffic) or offer actions (home control, music, webhooks) to other apps, watchfaces and the Index agent.

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There Is No Antimemetics Division (2020)

innes mck@innes.bsky.social

*licks finger and holds it up the wind* something has happened to the number 4

Spent all day dealing with server upgrades. Or rather, servers not upgrading because of obscure reasons. I am a web developer, why have I also taken it upon myself to be a sysadmin? Is this healthy?

The "app" is published! play.google.com/store/apps/d...

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Just slapped a TWA together for crockoftime.com to try to keep my Google Play developer account active. I have been working on a digital logbook app but it's been slow progress and I'm second-guessing myself at every turn. Should have waited to open a dev account until the app was ready...

PHP is the primary server language of the web for a reason. If you can't hack it I don't want to hear your excuses, stick to your "better", less-used programming languages.

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This PHP vulnerability is going to make tomorrow a very rough day for the internet.

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sorry, code is fucking beautiful. its fucking magical i can type words in the thing and fucking TRIANGLES just appear ? oops i typed it wrong and the triangles did something i didn't EXPECT ?? now weird shit is happening ?? this is the best shit of all time. i was born to fight the computer

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Folks panicking over that one demo graph from Next Fest should probs come look at this graph and calm back down. Seriously, Steam's algorithms are remarkably good at just sending slop straight into the abyss. Nobody wants this shit.

zagawee@zachisagardner.bsky.social

just wanted to share something i discovered the amount of games released in 2022 compared to this year has increased by 77%. I use 2022 because that marks the last year before AI really took over the internet whats crazy to me is that the amount of games with ZERO REVIEWS has ALMOST TRIPLED. ZERO?

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👻 SCREAMING TOMORROW @ 7pm EST 🎃 aqualounge presents... GAMES from the CRYPT! tune in as four haunted games shrouded in obscurity LIVE AGAIN!! 🦠 GERMS 💀 SCREAMING MAD GEORGE'S PARANOIASCAPE 🪳 BAD MOJO 🎪 GOOSEBUMPS: ESCAPE FROM HORRORLAND and more of our signature spooky surprises!

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📢 INDIE FOR HIRE! OPEN FOR CONTRACTS & GIGS! 📢 ATTN: indie devs! streamers! people who need visual sizzle! i'm now on the market for gamedev work (mostly unity, some godot/unreal), commission work and more! i'm an adaptable generalist w pro experience, and i've got some amazing deals for YOU! 🫵

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Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.

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the constant grind of semiotic violence from AI is so fucking exhausting man. read some text that doesn't say anything. look at some images that don't mean anything. here's some code I didn't write and quite possibly haven't run, presented as if it's a solution to a problem

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Don't let billionaires convince you slop is the future. They're used to managing & directing, not making things themselves. Of course they can't see the difference. They don't understand your love for the craft. Keep making personal, beautiful games. You've got my support 💖

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also, the thing with having consumers vibe out a game for their own consumption- there's a reason direct democracy is a bad idea there's a reason we don't let customers pick every ingredient at restaurants either learn the craft or leave it up to those who practice it

Mat Piscatella@matpiscatella.bsky.social

The "golden age of gaming" isn't one where the vast majority of people who love games can't afford the equipment to play them and where those who make the games get their ideas (and ability to pay rent) stolen from them.

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I'm sorry, an AI guy telling you "The wool is being pulled over your eyes" while simultaneously owning a huge ass yarn factory will never not be funny. You're literally part of the problem my guy.

Morgan Johnson@poormojo.bsky.social

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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now that IGF voting is winding down I can say that there are not one but TWO really impressive, really good deduction games coming out in the near future. generally a very big moment for the genre but some of the work being done is extremely impressive

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it’s worth underlining that the amount which a modern live game is not this is directly the result of devs fighting inch by inch, for months if not years, against the guy at every corporation who demands an explanation for why you aren’t doing this at all times

Morgan Johnson@poormojo.bsky.social

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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hi!!!! i've shared 600+ cool weird indie games this year so far, and today i finally get to share the one we've been working on. i hope you love share wishlist and tell me how cool it is. catch the world premiere trailer in IGNs fall fan fest at 1pm et today! i love you ♥️‼️

Just finished Piranesi and wow, how did I not find this book sooner. It's a bit House of Leaves, Eternal Ruins, and a touch of BLAME!

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Annihilation always makes Halloween lists, so I thought I'd do a thread of creepy reads. Starting today with a flat-out modern masterpiece, Max Lury's No Ghosts. Thoroughly contemporary and disturbing grounded in deep characterization, and, in part, outdoing Back Rooms while also its own thing. 1

Huh.

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

Just finished the 3rd and most recent Ana and Din Mysteries audiobook (the series name does NOT do it justice) and I'm impressed by the consistency of quality in all 3, 5 stars throughout.