Twitter died

Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend

We the people Have the real power

Hunter’s moon tonight ladies. Can’t wait to dance naked and become a concern to the menfolk

Chevy Equinox girls of today = 1990s Chevy Cavalier girls

Willpower, where art thou?

how can i suck so hard yet so little

Stop explaining yourself. Crank dat soulja boy and let them be confused babe

Hang up my pic in your Bluesky locker so I know it’s real

I love that thing you do when you let me be myself and you like it

A horror movie where the Mom does everything around the house, and at the end the husband wasn't a ghost the whole time.

Vivek Ramaswallows

Having poison ivy salad as an appetizer. It's made from scratch.

he puff on my muff til I marshmallow fluff

A fjina is a fine vagina

I drank enough coffee today to win the Kentucky Derby

Love me like my dog loves a crunchy leaf pile

up and atomic bomb

ward off door to door zombies with graffiti runes and loud muzak

Alright FINE! I’ll like your subskeet about passionate kisses.

Youths call me Sir now And I’m just like dafuq you just say to me?

Dogs should live forever

Congrats to Alberta Canada Imo disinformation campaigns led to Brexit and y’all didn’t take the bait

Do you disavow the Power of Grayskull

Your husband might get jealous if you repost me But is he in charge of you?

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then you might be considered an accomplice

When life starts making sense so will I

open your mind and pour your heart into it

Save money by heating your house with hot flashes

The clap is a happy disease

Damn girl Did you name your pussy Sarah Conner? Cuz i feel like I was sent back in time to destroy it

make a celebrity sick Salmonella Fitzgerald