Chris Arcand

Chris Arcand

@chrisarcand.com

👨‍💻 Principal Engineer (STSM) @ IBM. Ex-HashiCorp, ex-Red Hat 🛠️ Cloud infra & distributed systems w/ Golang & Ruby 🏒 Cpt of the Dangling Pointers™, Minnesota’s premier shitty beer league hockey team St. Paul, MN https://chrisarcand.com

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And remember: this is pocket change to him. $454M to him is roughly what $100 is to a median American household net worth. It’s a dinner out. A pair of decent running shoes. A tank or two of gas for your car. A whim. Barely noticeable in the grand scheme of your budget for the year. So broken.

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Welp... Got laid off from Podia today. Kinda a lot to process for a Thursday. I'll have something more coherent to say eventually. For now, send Ruby/Rails leads. Or dog pictures.... Both are good.

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As completely deranged and fucked up and wrong as he is, I gotta say it is stressful to have the damn president of the United States constantly attacking my state of Minnesota, sending violence, calling for violence, putting all lives at risk, killing our neighbors. Like it really takes a toll.

Brad Reed@bwreed.bsky.social

The president of the United States is inciting a fucking pogrom.

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Accurate

dax@thdxr.com

aws made the industry soft. we're used to them handling all the hard problems and everyone can be a pure product company with 85% margins ai infra is not mature enough for this but everyone is pretending like they can offload the actual work to someone else 1/3

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Elise Cutts@elisecutts.bsky.social

It's always a great sign when an interview with a scientist starts like this: Me: Hi there, thanks for talking to me. I'd like to ask you some questions about [thing]. Scientist: OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE [thing]!!! I could talk about [thing] for hours!!!!!

Love this, agree with it, and have experienced much of the same. As a leader you’re always influencing, whether good or…actually bad. And very few things are perfectly right or wrong, with nearly everything in a some shade of gray. A wonderfully written post from @baweaver.bsky.social

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Shout out to whatever whatever Amazon dot com team made the “Order with X time period” on same day delivery to show it down to the second 🤣🤣🤣 I just ordered something “within 52 seconds” I wonder what margin of error they leave for the actual last moment of time someone hits submit on their cart.

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1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone

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GitHub originally chose HCL and I’m still mad they backtracked on that 🥲

Filippo Valsorda@filippo.abyssdomain.expert

I truly can’t get over the fact that we chose YAML-interpolated shell scripts as the default CI programming language. It’s so bad that we forgot how to handle untrusted inputs! (pull_request_target and issue_comment triggers should not be that unsafe! It’s just attacker controlled input.)

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there should be a dedicated airline for people who are quick at getting on and off of planes, thus making the tickets marginally cheaper. but you have to do a speed test before they'll let you buy one.

I am *begging* everyone to understand that pasting what is very clearly an AI generated long list of bullet points with bolded headers in a chat response may feel very thorough and helpful to you as the sender but it’s actually quite the opposite.

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Two papers came out last week that suggest classical asymmetric cryptography might indeed be broken by quantum computers in just a few years. That means we need to ship post-quantum crypto now, with the tools we have: ML-KEM and ML-DSA. I didn't think PQ auth was so urgent until recently.

words.filippo.ioA Cryptography Engineer’s Perspective on Quantum Computing TimelinesThe risk that cryptographically-relevant quantum computers materialize within the next few years is now high enough to be dispositive, unfortunately.