Chasnah

This is actually the funniest idea of all time

Wonder where those moderation reports go on Bluesky when you send them. My best guess is to the same landfill in New Mexico where Atari buried those E.T. cartridges.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

gleeks 2028

Metal Gear Solid movie will explore how "epic and awesome and cinematic the military and war is", says director

found a website of a guy who advertisers herself as a “c/pascal/perl programmer”

2010: You’re holding it wrong 2026: You’re folding it wrong

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Got a (so-called) smart TV? Doesn't matter what brand, you HAVE to disconnect it from the internet. New research shows every brand reports what you watch, or worse. Vizio (Walmart) & LG were worst offenders, Sony the least. More here: watchingthewatchers.github.io/watchingthew...

repost if you will never vote for a democrat willing to harm trans kids puberty blockers are medicine hormones are medicine nobody is carving your kids up children know who they feel like

ANIMATION 👏 IS 👏 CINEMA

when they say shit like "you have to be practical and understand that the average voter is transphobic" they are talking about themselves

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Oh you want me to go see the movie everyone is talking about? Go see it at a cinema? The place where they literally drive a train at you?? not gonna happen lol 😂

ok nintendo

yeah lmao i thought his fans would defend him no matter what at this point. i'm surprised they're not saying it's epic that he cheated on his wife

do you guys remember when Ethan Klein fed his dog so much cheese he died

Anyone going on BBC this month should order one of these beforehand and let them sweat www.poppyshop.org.uk/products/pri...

punkin dunkin

folding phones = cybertruck = juicero = meta ray bans

whatever, go my compiler

If an emoji ever appears in one of my README. md files put a hole through my skull, I've been compromised.

Folding phones are the most ridiculous concept to come out of smartphones flailing around trying to "innovate" and Apple have made their first truly awful iPhone by latching onto this silly trend popularised by Lagdroids that break all the time.

You can tell all my code is handwritten because it looks like shit.

The Event yesterday reminded me that I wrote a PHP script for a website hit counter that looks like the ones you used to see on GeoCities. Ver. 1.3 now includes a vars/ directory to store php files of custom per-site settings. See it at: codeberg.org/Chasnah/gttf...

its crazy that hila klein found out ethan klein cheated on her and her very first move to try to heal from that was to fly to israel

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

the fuck you smiling about bitch

"hello google will you please show me songs containing the lyrics 'to the window to the wall' thank you" utterly deranged

this might be the worst combination of words i've read on a screen yet

forcing people to use Discord to download your vibecoded shit should put you in ultra gamer hell because what the fuck is this

Gossip circle regarding Ethan Klein being an adulterer will be held outside Aldi at 4pm

this is correct

Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain https://theonion.com/diagram-of-a-patriots-brain/