David Kane, The Loneliest Monk

How it feels right now

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

Jesse Faden found somebody in The Oldest House who could do lip filler

If you've never had cats and only remember one tip about cat ownership for the rest of your life, let it be this: canned food ONLY before bed and NEVER in the morning. Y'know if you appreciate sleeping later than the chickens

I think they're getting scammed - those are clearly just sheets of paper taped to their bodies

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Sooner magic persists

“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair

people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit

i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible

The real Choosin Texas by Ella Langley discourse should be about country radio suddenly remembering that they can play records by women

the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social 10 hour Maher lip smack youtube loop when?

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

C+C Music Factory has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour

I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Ratfuck

I can't wait for the remaining sad bitter enders who are going to watch the upcoming wizard school children's show to find out what happens to shows you really like on HBO

centrist democrats love to say "we have to be a little bit fascist to win the election" and then not win the election

They didn't want to play in such a movie being made by the elderly white man, Paul.

Every demand to open replies is an accidental argument FOR limiting replies.

*offer not valid for Palestinians or the transes

What do we want? Reasonable, moderate, sensible, incremental change! When do we want it? EVENTUALLY!

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

If that's all you got to bitch about y'all's having a good day

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

Jubilee is Zoomers making Boomer content for Millennials

They're out there walking this earth with a clean record, ready to cash it in for whooping your ass for sending your pervert boy out there wearing the creeper peepers. Better get your boy.

Buckaroo Banzai will return in Avengers: Doomsday

ACAB includes Hong Kong Phooey

For this low low price Adam Conover will teach you how to step on your dick

Writing an article or essay is so fucking easy. If it is hard for you or you dread it enough to use AI I suggest you remove from your to-do list “writing articles and essays.” I do not, for example, enter golf tourneys or work at a mechanic’s shop because I am not good at those and don’t like them.

hot take but i think a lot of people actually want there to be some kind of horrible health hazard associated with GLP-1 meds because their existence challenges their protestant ethic-esque philosophy of bodies

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.