Pissed Off Canadian

Pissed Off Canadian

@brianjarvis.com

Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯‹πŸ–₯️

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I've been watching the poll results roll in from municipal elections in Ontario... lots of changes, but also some significant re-elections. I'm going to need a while to take it all in.

The worst is over. I'm still in occasional pain from deep muscle bruising & damage from pain-induced spasms, but only while sitting: standing or laying flat is fine. All should resolve itself in the next couple of days.

Pissed Off Canadian@brianjarvis.com

Kidney stone, left side. This is going to be a rollercoaster of a night. 😫

And I just discovered by biting into one that my breakfast sausage is something unexpected. These are "brown sugar & honey" flavoured IMPOSTER breakfast sausages, not the plain & unflavoured ones I had expected. FML.

Pissed Off Canadian@brianjarvis.com

Well, that was fun. πŸ˜‘ A can of Coke Zero fell out of the fridge, then developed a line of pinhole leaks across one side. It then rocket-propelled itself across the kitchen, spraying Coke onto me and every available surface. This day is not starting well.

Well, that was fun. πŸ˜‘ A can of Coke Zero fell out of the fridge, then developed a line of pinhole leaks across one side. It then rocket-propelled itself across the kitchen, spraying Coke onto me and every available surface. This day is not starting well.

Just paid an installment of property tax on our house. I get the necessity of paying taxes and we do get platinum services for our money, but that's 750 medium chocolate sundaes I now can't buy self-indulgently. πŸ’Έ

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Last week, I managed to reach Β£55/200, but all of that has now been spent and I have a couple of overdue bills that I really need to pay to avoid my internet and phone being cut off, plus some more for milk and something to go with the mashed potato I have in my fridge. Can anyone help?

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Can anyone please help me get this goal started? I really don't want charges to be added to my account and I'm completely out of milk and a few other essentials.

I was just reminded: I plan to retire one year from today. I may push out the actual date to Dec 31, 2027, if work projects require it, but the working goal currently is Sept 1.

I've finished diversifying my retirement accounts away from AI bubble companies & their related suppliers. The entire AI industry may now go to hell at its earliest convenience.

The gym was closed again today, with a new sign on the door lacking any re-opening date. I. Am. Very. Disappointed.

Pissed Off Canadian@brianjarvis.com

My gym has been closed for three days because of a water main issue. If it isn't open tomorrow, I will be extremely disappointed. Like dad levels of disappointment. Weaponized disappointment. Disappointment that has ended civilizations and toppled gods. Do not disappoint me.

I got a new mobile phone Saturday, an open-box Google Pixel 10 for $400. I never buy the latest model (the 11 is now for sale) as I don't want to pay the premium price. Better to get last year's model, esp if it's a customer return, floor demo model or such to save money.

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Fortunately, the new otterbox arrives today. This hell device has been living dangerously since Saturday, and both its nerves & mine are shot from the numerous near-death experiences. Srsly, who decided mobile phones and concrete surfaces could coexist in this timeline?!

Anyway, I have servers to rebuild so I should get on with that. BTW, my boss says he suspects I've mentally checked out of work. Apparently the give-away was me literally putting "Brian Actively Procrastinating" as a task into the project plan, pushing the finish line out by two weeks. Huh.

I got a new mobile phone Saturday, an open-box Google Pixel 10 for $400. I never buy the latest model (the 11 is now for sale) as I don't want to pay the premium price. Better to get last year's model, esp if it's a customer return, floor demo model or such to save money.

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Just today, I've finished the real headaches: I had to manually redo all Bluetooth pairings, Google Pay configs, work-related MFA apps, etc.. I look forward to retiring so I can ditch Okta, Duo, Slack, Jira, PagerDuty & Outlook entirely.

This stupid fragile electronic device has deeply insinuated itself into my life. You'd think something this important would have grip surfaces, but nope, it's like holding a greasy ferret: one moment of distraction and it's gone. Raw-dogging a mobile phone never ends well.

I got a new mobile phone Saturday, an open-box Google Pixel 10 for $400. I never buy the latest model (the 11 is now for sale) as I don't want to pay the premium price. Better to get last year's model, esp if it's a customer return, floor demo model or such to save money.

Migtrating my Google account & data was easy: it just took a half-hour to copy all my accounts, pics, txt messages, and apps. I need to re-login/re-auth on each app though, but the critical ones are completed: Bsky, Uber, Lyft, Chipotle. You know, the ones you need in an emergency.

My gym has been closed for three days because of a water main issue. If it isn't open tomorrow, I will be extremely disappointed. Like dad levels of disappointment. Weaponized disappointment. Disappointment that has ended civilizations and toppled gods. Do not disappoint me.