No offense but man you’re whiter than the RV behind you. You and the sun must really have strained relationship. Don’t worry, most of my family is Scandinavian so I totally get it.
The sun is trying to kill me. The joke is on it though: the sun will be gone in 10 billion years, but I plan to still be here. 😆
Honestly, I've already had one skin cancer removed this year so I'm happy to stay fish-belly white.