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And I just discovered by biting into one that my breakfast sausage is something unexpected. These are "brown sugar & honey" flavoured IMPOSTER breakfast sausages, not the plain & unflavoured ones I had expected. FML.

Pissed Off Canadian@brianjarvis.com

Well, that was fun. 😑 A can of Coke Zero fell out of the fridge, then developed a line of pinhole leaks across one side. It then rocket-propelled itself across the kitchen, spraying Coke onto me and every available surface. This day is not starting well.

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦

@daddeh.bsky.social

I had the opposite happen... Was making breakfast carbonara, and the sausages ended up being the plain kind that really didn't round out the dish as expected

Artistformerlyknownaskrystle

@iacoguy.bsky.social

Shut it down! Go back to bed

Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate

@jaimev2.bsky.social

Happy Sunday.