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Yes, but you made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

Coke trying to save money by getting even thinner cans?

The cleanup can't have been fun, but the rest sounds awesome as fuck!

Good thing it wasn’t a six-pack.

MORAL of story do not have coke of any kind in your fridge ever

😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the details, gave me a good laugh

Dont drink that poison.

I’m sure you can lick it.

At least it's zero, the mess is less sticky.

no video?

Once happened to me with a can of Guinness- messy business

Face it. Only way to clean all your coke smeared surfaces is to hose everything down. Would be a great time to have a drain in the middle of that room wouldn’t it?

I once worked at a hospital cafeteria and one of the housekeeping stall, just a young fella dropped his bottle of pop on the floor. Well it spun around in circles spraying pop everywhere. Poor kid was so embarrassed and all I could do was laugh. He got the mop and cleaned it up, he is a fine fella.

feels like a sitcom

You are Canadian. Drink water. Learn to like water. Or try PC Cola brand

Do not drink Coke

I dropped a can of guinness draught. It was a month ago and I'm STILL finding splashes...

Not a fun clean-up. I hope your kitchen isn't too big. Recently I had a bottle of Worcester sauce dive bomb from the fridge door. Glass everywhere. Smelly and sticky dark liquid on everything. Oh and I was barefoot!

At least no sugar.... 😬

At my house, the cat would have had a ball.

That's the universe telling you to stop hating your tastebuds.

I would've cried more if it had been a Pepsi!

Photo evidence please...

Must be that kind of day. While drinking my tea, I knocked over a cup of pens, and broke a really nice fountain pen that's one of my favorites. Hoping some super glue does the trick! 🥹

your username really helps the situation

omg! there's a damn good just Shake Reason to buy! & Spray! Thanks, A H!

🤣

Must be something in the air today. Lol. I just knocked over and propelled an uncapped full pint of glaze across my studio table and everything on it. Fun times. 😆

My first thought is, "What are you doing buying that garbage in the first place?"

so you had a Trump real breakfast morning?!

"his day is not starting well." Uh uh, We will have none of this bad talk goto reframe it It had an Exciting start! 😂

Been there, done that!

Look at the bright side. Could have been regular coke and your mess would have been a real sticky mess.

Our late daughter had a Coke thing - and left a large bottle of it in the freezer too long. She made the mistake of opening it on the kitchen bench… The ceiling and adjacent walls took a while to be cleaned! 🤷🏻

This exact thing happened to me awhile back and I just facepalmed and did a respectable Roy Kent imitation.

At least it was sugar free.....

Ohhhhh, no. If it had sugar in it, it would have been worse!

and the bar is set low enough that anything else will be better.

At least it didn’t happen at your job and spray all over a customer! Like happened to me 😩

Wait. Coke on every available surface, you say?

At least it didn't propel itself into your Mentos storage

Ugh!

I guess not. Sorry you have to start your day that way.

First hard frost here in Calgary. Country’s turning to sticky, icy shit.

Time to give up soda in cans!

But it can only get better

Damn! How did it make it by truck all of the way to your fridge, I wonder?

Solidarity 👊🏻 I once dropped a gallon container of chili I was moving to a freezer from the fridge. The lid flew off and chili shot straight up like a volcano coating me, the inside of the freezer, and part of a wall. It’s hilarious now but at the time, I was seriously not happy 🙃😂

At least iot was Coke Zero and not Real Coke. REal Coke is as sticky as an old horse!

You are worried about you. Just imagined how pissed that can of coke must have been.

Could be worse - at least it was sugar free.

Well really it can only get better, so there’s that.

Listen to the universe, it’s talking to you.

Never would've happened with Crystal Pepsi. 🤷‍♂️

donald trump is our president. Quit yer bitchin'.

Some sort of Final Destination tier soda attack.

I just lifted the immersion blender out of a pot of potato soup a millisecond too quickly resulting in hot potato sludge being shot all over me and the kitchen, so I can relate

😞 I sure hope that it improved!

So very sorry 😫

YOU HAVE BEEN BAPTIZED & BLESSED BY THE GOD COLA

Them cans is almighty thin by gum.

On the bright side, your kitchen is likely sparkley clean now🤪

I can relate... Friday I was running waay late for work and proceeded to knock my coffee off the nightstand onto the carpet... wtf do I do now? I just threw my bath towel on it and bolted to work.

Straight back to bed.

My husband had a complete Kobucha explosion in the kitchen - it was a rental house.

I hope you go from Zero to hero! Haha get it? Nah really that stinks and I hope your day's going better.

Another good start is to accidentally forget a Coke Zero that you put in the freezer to "quick cool" and have it explode! That is about as much fun...if not more. 😑

Any video?

I was opening a jar of butter chicken sauce last night, and gave it a shake to mix, forgetting I had already loosened the lid. Made a bright orange arc across the floor, cupboards, stove, groceries, laptop, phone, and my sleeve. Looked like an origin story for a blood splatter analyst.

Been there....done that...with a can of beer......😂😒.....🤓

Your user name certainly is apt today

You could've lost your wig in a field...Just saying

It was a sign for you to never buy Coke products again ever ☠

Can you repeat that and get it on video please.

Moral of the story: Soda Bad

My soda stays in a secondary fridge until needed. Not doing that again.

We use so little metal in the cans now. Those heavy-duty cans that had to be opened w/ a "church key" would never have sprung pin hole leaks...

Moral of the story...drink diet Pepsi. I do hope your day gets better(and less sticky)

That sounds worse than yesterday's yoghurt mega-splat.

My can of Stella Artois has behaved with decorum. But at least there was excitement there, right?

Trump drinks that crap , Pepsi zero is better

I can clearly see that, so much for some relaxing coffee for your morning

It could be worse. It could have have contained sugar…

But sugar-free so no ants!

Overheard

But it is a signification from the Beyond. You need to pay attention in order to figure out what the portent MEANS.

Ah yes. Another example of the superiority of Diet Coke over Coke Zero. I hope you've learned your lesson

Take every can of coke out of the fridge and put it in the rubbish bin and never ever buy one again.

At least it didn't have sugar in it...lol. Hope you have an awesome cleaning day!

Distressing and very, very messy. Sympathy.

Trump is our president. I’d take your day forever over this.

This happened to me at the end of a flight last night when a bottle of champagne fell and exploded, giving me a good soaking. Drove home at the speed limit so I didn't have to explain, "No, officer, I haven't been drinking ... ."

Probably the best place for it.

That's what to expect when doing coke

it’s ok I set a microwave on fire at work today if that makes you feel any better.

I drink #COKEZERO every day bc I'm diabetic but still like soda but they are dangerous AF!!!

But it was fantastic to the Coke can. It flew today!

At least no sticky sugar to clean up.

At least it's not the sugary kind?

Well you always launch at zero.

Serves you right for drinking shit like coke. But the words of Foghorn Leghorn, some days it don't pay to get out of bed 🤣😘

Blame Trump Everything is all his fault

The Coca Cola company is not your friend and really as a Canadian you should have already boycotted them. QED I have no sympathy for you. 😜

At least it was diet and won't leave a sticky mess every bloody where

Thanks for buying cans and not plastic. 💙💚

Riveting read!

I saw this as your username.😹

We are still be run by a treasonous dipshit. I will clean spilled cokes every day. But Coke Zero? Seriously?

I hope you had a chance to take a breath, let out a chuckle, and take it lightly in stride. 🙃

Dunno, seems like pretty epic day in the physics; just sayin

At least it’s not super sticky from sugar.

I would say that's better than if it exploded in your face and then you drank it!!!

It's an omen to stop drinking coke really make it a zero coke

So, it bounced gracefully across the floor. Had it been regular Coke, it would have Just fallen and not moved an inch, just coughing and spluttering sticky shite everywhere.

Hope you feel better after that adventure🤗

I used to work in a grocery store, that was old enough that the aisle shelves didnt always have kick plates. The Coca cola merchandiser said that if you dropped a two liter of Vernors wrong, it would shoot across the store like a rocket. Carbonated drinks, we love em

Yikes!

Silver lining: If it was regular coke - everything it touched would be sticky as it dissolved due to the toxic level of acidity.

Just did this 2 days ago! Also Coke Zero. 🤔

It's revenge from the States Isn't there a Canadian diet cola?

I had a Pepsi explode in my work purse as I was walking down the hall 🫢 I’ve been on a mental health break since then.

A Zero sum sorta day.

Oh no!!! There’s three hours of your life you will never get back 😂

Gak! I hope that was the worst of it and today gets much better for you.

I had taken coke zeros out of a cooler after a party and left them outdoors on a table. 80% of them bulged and a few had pinholes. Not particularly warm or cold during the days it happened. Different can or something in its “zeroness”?

Fortunately, no sugar. It won’t be sticky.

Beginning the Sabbath getting sticky on the kitchen floor with a rocket-propelled line of Coke.🥸

Well damn. Hoping the day ends better than the start.

Yikes! That’s a very sticky situation. Hope the rest of your day went waaaay better.