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New Album "Slant Tales" Downtempo (just because I use 90bpm as a default in #VCVRack) experimental, ambient. inexpert playing lap steel, melodica Something new, I'm trying Subvert as a distributor. I'll upload to @bandcamp.com as well in a week. www.subvert.fm/chaircrusher...

Brad Bradford is the whitest loser u know. He might as well be named White Whiteford #Toronto

Someone leads with "SAG/AFTRA Actor" in their bio? Bless their hearts. 3 of my siblings are SAG/AFTRA and none of them are famous.

A reminder that Andy Partridge at his most paranoid sounds like Kurt Weill youtu.be/--6yDQhARM8?...

This should be like those "9 Albums" graphics.

Greater London's silly names district

Hardeharhar

Wonder what that was about

Rahm Emanuel can make the same claim. He lost a finger working at Hardees.

At this point being on the cover of a @chucktingle.bsky.social "Tingler" has to be a peak achievement for male models.

Moist Loam

My friends have the best Halloween couple costume.

For all X one of two things are true about what @mattyglesias.bsky.social says: X is obvious & he's pretending it's profound. X is clearly wrong in ways he's unwilling to admit.

"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly" - Terry Hulik, composer & music teacher. He once put up a full production of Smetena's opera "The Bartered Bride" at Santa Robles High. It was as magnificent as it was amateurish & slapdash.

Here is a human-scaled epoch: the time it takes 2vpeople to use up 10 oz of Costco Cinnamon.

The way the Medicare scam calls with recordings faking real callers are so pitiful. One of my more useless audio production skills is I can tell it's a recording from 2vseconds of the recorded ambience. I especially love the "call center ambience" bed they put under the robo calls.

Peak Cedar Rapids. In the news biz these are called "reap quotes" for "Real people" whose purpose is to underline the story angle.

The future's so bright I have to wear night vision goggles

I know I'm shouting in the void & no one gives a shit what I have to say. I'm OK with that. But I'd like to get follows from real people I can interact with. Way too many are "people" with OnlyFans (no shame if you're real & on OF), or trying to promote stuff I couldn't care less about.

Islamaphobes get upset about hijabs completely ignore Amish & mennonite women doing essentially the same thing. I can't q'white figure out why.

I love conservatives celebrating buttsex

The early Natl Lampoon had an story where a guy who thought people were solid all the way through & he was going to fix his kids appendicitis with an apple corer. The MAHA movement took that joke as a fact.

That's the point of art.

Thing I saw downtown Iowa City: a cute girl who looked remarkably like lou reed.

The physical therapist was a little taken aback today when I complained about "having to carry this beat up meat bag around with me."

Quit a score at the thrift shop: A Reptar (from Rugrats) T Shirt.

Sorry Guitar Center, I only buy guitars with complete necks.

The Grand Guignol of politics

AI Agents make everything worse. "I used it to do something asshole-ish, just to write about it."

If billions of people wish I would die, soon & painfully, I might reconsider some of my life choices

In the running for most punchable face? I trust no one who spends that much time trimming his beard.

@joemuggs.bsky.social small rooms innit

So that Schmendrick started supporting Trump when he was eleven? There are some things an 11yo can decide that ought not be sustained.

I laughed. It reminds me of a guy in my high school, Oinkmer, who decided that "Sk" was the sound your dick makes when you come. So he & his set added it as a suffix to any word that amused them. Like, "What's for lunchsk?" Musk is the sound of premature ejaculation.

Why the long faces?

Another maybe/probably-won't-release tracks. I have to go back and look at how this was constructed. It is dance music, but it's Elene Benes dance music. cornwarning.com/chaircrusher...