Funcoland Acknowledgement

i made a comic book. if you're in L.A., BUY IT.

Should Food Cost More?

Oh shit I didn’t even grab a bingo card this year. God damn it.

read this in Huell Howser's voice

i hate gay halloween because i am a bigot.

look at what post this is responding to

El Niño will lead to a lot of finger pointing and blame. Your beloved Exxon family just wants to make sure you blame the right people.

we gettin' GTA VI before Beyond Good & Evil 2

if the interviewer has to say "i don't like where this interview is going" then it is likely worth a read.

just wait until he finds out about new england

now on sale at @nostalgiccomicshop.bsky.social in San Gabriel, California

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

the food i'm including at my Halloween party is spaghetti brains, grape eyeballs, and the tryptophobia-inducing AI-generated breakfast burritos

EVERYTHING IS FAKE www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/everything-is-170652203/

everytime i push the button i hear someone scream in another room. but they took my phone and there’s not even like an iPad in here or anything. so, you know. button time

the food i'm including at my Halloween party is spaghetti brains, grape eyeballs, and the tryptophobia-inducing AI-generated breakfast burritos

it's wild that John Stewart drinks at Paddy's Pub in Lanterns.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

every time i'm constipated i fantasize about being able to spray a white bowl with mud until it looks like a terrorist attack at a chocolate factory.

Hopefully the next White House Press Secretary will last longer than it takes it say “White House Press Secretary”

I'm humiliated. The Starbucks barista didn't even ask if I wanted whipped cream and now everyone can see I ordered Pumpkin Spice. I ran out as the chanting of "FAIRY" grew deafening.

@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social inspired backrooms character in the new South Park

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

when two separate friends post IG stories from the same concert, i always want to have them meet.

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i'm sorry boys but orders came from the top floor on this one. gotta pare staff down to five dwarves, which means i gotta let two of you go. Doc. love ya buddy. and i know you got what it takes to land on your feet. Sneezy. i hate it and it ain't fair but let's face it, covid changed a lot of things

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

i put on LinkedIn that i was the CEO of United Health. another website full of bots and morons.

it’s what the People WANT

gen z uncovering Snood here

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MIKE DITKA POWER FOOTBALL ACCOLADE 1991 SEGA GENESIS

whoa. my comic is featured at the front of FundMyComic.com

sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you