Ned Hartley

why not just create an AI agent that looks for nice things that people have said about you online, then read them and be happy?

It was very fun getting to write a Captain Zom strip for the Treasury of British Comics Annual!

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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in yo ur CV?

My daughter came back from the Aardman exhibition in London and IMMEDIATELY started making stop motion animations. Very lovely to see her so inspired.

I cannot wait until @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social! I am going to buy the heck out of all your comics!

There are two wolves inside you. They will both return in Avengers: Doomsday

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

And he was talking before I knew it, and as he grew He said "I'm gonna prompt like you, Dad. You know I'm gonna prompt like you."

ChatGPT, my child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there are planes to catch, and bills to pay Can you teach him to walk while I'm away?

ChatGPT, my child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there are planes to catch, and bills to pay Can you teach him to walk while I'm away?

So many of these stories are “I‘ve used AI to outsource loving my children“ and they can’t see why this freaks everyone else out.

So many of these stories are “I‘ve used AI to outsource loving my children“ and they can’t see why this freaks everyone else out.

That’s a lot of £1 coins.

Just seen someone on here angrily asking why people buy consoles when they can build their own PCs. Why don't you churn your own butter, dickhead? Why don't you raise and then slaughter cattle to make your own hamburgers, you nobber?

The only problem with having an iPhone duo is that it's soo good I've now spent all weekend on my phone. I should probably find out where my kids are.

Hot takes. Start printing out pages of bluesky now.

All this stockpiling talk is just a false flag made up by the wind-up radio industry.

After a weekend with an iPhone Duo I can never go back to a normie phone again. You will have to prize this from my slightly overstretched hands.

Wasn’t the cheesecake factory where Lee Harvry Oswald hid when he shot JFK?

Very exited to watch You Can See Everything. They’ve been teasing Theranos for a while now and I want to see if he gets the Infinity Stones

Wait, so Americans have entire factories that just make cheesecakes? Actually that makes a lot of things make sense.

A distinctly British approach to A.I. NB - still my favourite panel I’ve ever written.

In the Beano this week... Bananaman no more!

One of the great political achievements of the 21st century, delivered by Mayor Sadiq Khan.

Is it just me or is Bluesky absolutely awful for midterms politics? no interesting discussion. No politicians. No polls. Considering going back to Twitter.

Small child: Elon Musk is a poo poo head Elon Musk: [bursting through the wall] You, sir, have birsmenched my honour. Prepare to feel the taste of my katana

Small child: Elon Musk is a poo poo head Elon Musk: [bursting through the wall] You, sir, have birsmenched my honour. Prepare to feel the taste of my katana

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Do they now have a platonic relationshi?

By this time tomorrow we’ll be down to a new White House press staffer every 33 seconds

Pumpkin Spice is the worst insult you could call Geri Halliwell

In the Beano this week... Bananaman no more!

I feel sorry for people who don’t read comics because they’re missing out on such a vibrant and exciting artform. And also very, very expensive.

Liz Truss is so thick she could get through to the final round of the Traitors as a Faithful

Just finished Split Fiction with my 11yo and we both loved it. We really liked It Takes Two as well. Any more fun couch co-op narrative games we can play?

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“In the future everyone will be James Bond for 007 minutes“

[Benoit Blanc voice] Now this here fried chicken, “Pope yes” I believe it’s called. Why is the pontiff so positive about it?

Inside of you there are two wolves. Both of them are in the final running to be the next James Bond.

Maya: I need to make sure no one suspects I am a traitor. Also Maya: I will dress just like Cruella de Vil

You can read or listen to this goddam thing in serialized form at the link in my bio.

Inside of you there are two wolves. Both of them are in the final running to be the next James Bond.

I’d just like to say that I’m 100% sure that you are all Faithfuls

oh Bluesky

PJ Holden

Xenotransplantation in 1952. Secrets are unearthed in THE X-FILES: THE OFFICIAL ARCHIVES: VOL. II: EXTRATERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY AND THE SYNDICATE by Paul Terry, out Mar 9, 2027 from ABRAMS Books. • 360 pages • The entire THE X-FILES mythology Pre-order now.

Guess who’s got two thumbs (that he needs for typing) and an iPhone duo?