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i knew trumpworld is really scraping the barrel on talent but it's absolutely crazy that they've run out of press secretary candidates that can read

guys if you think about it death is pretty liminal

im the guy who has to clean the mri machine after some idiot's butt plug gets accelerated through his chest cavity at the speed of sound

NO PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO SHUT DOWN MY BESPOKE ANTI-CLAUDE TORMENT NEXUS

white kid from the mainland with a fully standard english accent btw

gradeflation fetish

As much as I like Ugaroguragic, I agree with that. And by using river names, we stress the fact that Tana-Tigris is an African language family deep inside. (i will not bother you with my opinion that Africa ends at the Zagros mountains and not at a “sea” that you can cross on foot)

i need to start buying zyns in bulk. i can't continue to absorb these kinds of losses

um my ancient roman towelboy twink bf doesn't understand the concept of cleaning out?? "just wrap it with some fresh goat's intestine if you're worried about a little σκᾰτός"

not sure if anyone's observed this already but death note really is a deeply incisive portrait of the three different kinds of autism

just heard that trump wants to start working on his arch 👀

look,

protip if you never make yourself vulnerable or open to love you never get hurt. life hack.

Right, they're saying, "I made an intelligent being and then told it to make 10,000 copies of itself to try a problem and to delete itself if it failed and then iterate its mass-self-suicide until it solved the problem" and, uh, buddy, I don't think you made a being but if you did, ho boy...

max verstappen does WHAT????

The conservative justices are free to hold Supreme Court expansion illegal, but it’s going to be embarrassing to be in a 6-to-48 minority

“People are being hugely irresponsible with this disruptive new tech. We need robust regulation to mitigate its disruptive impacts. We’re workingon that.” “Wow, that sounds really good can I learn more abou—“ “Don’t listen to them. They’re a sex cult” “Don’t listen to him. Not a cult. Promise.”

After Leaving the Confederate Army I Got Reincarnated As a Super-Powerful Warlord On Another World!

maybe my gen z therapist was right. maybe i really do have bad vibes and am lowkey unpleasant to be around

...welcome to Day 1 at Skunk Works: this is our pride and joy, the SR-71, which is fast enough for our pilots to escape both toxic operating thetans and Class V demons up to and including Ba'al himself. go on, laugh; a lot of smarter people disagree!

my boyfriend has observed that the same thing is true in his (undergrad business) classes. what the hell is going on

This is another great, approachable explainer on “the rationalist wackos who have managed to take over much of the AI industry, and who now have tons of money and political power.” www.iankduncan.com/personal/202...

you ever feel like maybe your dick is TOO big and you last TOO long in bed

it's like somebody made this map to enrage me, specifically

i wonder if the depths of wikipedia account has posted this one yet

yeah those both sound like books i would like. thanks google

GRAPEFRUITS are FINE. but you should NOT fuck LEMONS

& this is my matter decompressor, i need a LOT of minerals for those two ecumenopolises from earlier -- what? no, i'm not gonna let you go. this is my bastion. it's got maxed-out defense platforms, zroni stormcaster, six ancient ramparts -- babe, stop struggling. open your eyes or i'll do it for you

an open relationship/polyamory is fine, but i think it should be mildly embarrassing to admit to in polite company. like telling an acquaintance that you breed cats, or write fanfiction, or practice any other vaguely mortifying hobby, which -- let's be real here -- it is

how it feels to not care about gas prices

i'm upping my p(lawsuits)

i'm legitimately very curious about *how* ai boosters think their "superintelligence" can end humanity. is future claude going to crash the electricity grid? is GPT-8 going to hijack car factories and start manufacturing killbots? unfortunately, i've yet to see this actually articulated in public

so roko's basilisk is just the christian idea of hell but for idiots, then

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

BREAKING: Chipotle's Pepper support bot has solved the Navier–Stokes problem

speak for yourself, don kulick

Survival of the fittest: Russian oligarchs morphology is adapting to the risk of being thrown out of the window.

fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

odyssey gripe - phenomenally poor portrayal of agamemnon, whose entire character ought to be "stupid asshole." they should have brought brian cox back to play him