William Nelson

I got to see historically accurate armor for the period while on vacation. At the time, I thought they had "a" set of the armor, but apparently it's "the" set of armor.

Since sharing her story, Bernadette has received an extraordinary outpouring of love, compassion, and support from people across the country and around the world. We are deeply grateful to everyone who has reached out.

This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW

man if you're a musician/author/developer and you spend years producing an album/book/game it'd be a shame to then append cover art that screams "hey, I didn't put any effort into this thing I made!", putting on the same level as a flyer for Ladies' Wrasslin' night at the redneck bar

Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them SMILE into the middle distance about how WONDERFUL life is

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

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I don't think I'll ever need the ramming speed button, but it's nice to know it's there just in case.

Sometimes I like to imagine different actors performing this scene from the terminator, especially the iconic line "I'll come back" Tim Curry, Bobcat Goldthwait, Gilbert Gottfried, David Cross, etc.

New hot take (good): AI slop on menus should be a health code violation.

hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home

the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence

I feel like that "section 31" show was a missed opportunity. I don't want to see members of a secret agency solving convoluted problems that threaten the galaxy. I want to see them solving convoluted problems that involve a Ferengi fruit merchant who just keeps fucking up a backwater peace deal.

sixteen months ago me and @nataliedee.bsky.social drilled hundreds of holes in these logs, packed them with shiitake spawn, and painted beeswax over the holes. nature has rewarded us with a single shiitake mushroom 🌱

What subforum does he post in because I'm no longer welcome in GWS due to a controversial post about a brave idea for a sandwich.

Hot take: The Amazing Digital Circus has more in common with Sex House than I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.

Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

An Infowars Elf has a right to exist

este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana

This comic from 2008 feels relevant again with the talks of retaliation against Iran. @deephurting.bsky.social

Governor Beshear... Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."

Oh! they got this all screwed up!

Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Josef Stalin. I am not gayer than Ben Mora. I am not gayer than Brennan Lee Mulligan. I am not gayer than Cardi B. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.

it's the butthole

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

America, 2026.

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

On one hand, I don't agree with that guy who was wanting to punish rural communities if Democrats take power. On the other hand, it'd be really funny to send these out to rural schools to be science teachers.

I blew that one. I forgot that the transfer was complete. I just saw InfoWars popping up on my timeline and reacted. Which is to say, FOLLOW InfoWars! @theonion.info.web.brid.gy

For our 250th anniversary we're LARPing the other side of the Barbary Wars. Good news everyone! The strait is open but also we're also going to extort a 20% tribute out of all your ships. We are NOT pirates. Don't put that we're pirates.

I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

I'll take two open borders and a dozen democrat promises for later.