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Actual headline, "NY School District prefers hallucinating machines instead of professional educators."

Why does the robot look like a fuck doll? Oh wait...

Once we debated whether the future was going to be “1984” or “Brave New World.” Turns out it was actually going to be a race between RoboCop and Starship Troopers.

Yikes

AI vs classroom full of teenagers. This is Skynets' true origin story.

that's a sex doll

That thing will have a dick drawn on its face in about 3 minutes.

Tell me you’ve never set foot in a real classroom without telling me you’ve never set foot in a real classroom. The robots won’t last long!

Kids don’t respect substitutes, let alone robot teachers.

Anything to avoid paying people well enough to live a fulfilling life.

That’s a sex doll, bruh.

Teachers ability to connect with students on an emotional level is what makes a good teacher. No one is gonna respect a machine.

What the fuck is this abomination

Seriously, can't we all just tear those robot teachers apart like what Aunt Gladys experienced from Weapons?

Yeah these robots gon’ “die”

If for any reason having a robot in the classroom makes any sense, don't make it human-like and creepy. At least give it a cool sci-fi look.

I dare them to try that in Philly? What’s stopping them? 😏

Oh captain, my captain.

bah gawd is that Lydia Tar

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Robots can "teach", but they can't make students learn.

People will go to insane lengths to not pay teachers

That thing will be used for a sex act within minutes of the students entering the classroom

What the hell? This robo teacher just called my son's class a "basket of deplorables" and refused to do any more work. I'm all for technology but this is not on.

They’re based on sex dolls

Polluting and eliminating teachers, thank God no one stopped this “progress” 🙄

Fascists must undermine education for their minority control. bsky.app/profile/mash...

Getting out of class by asking my teacher to solve a paradox.

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The kids are gonna destroy that thing

Insanity on a stick.

Unless that thing has cannons on it like ED-209, it isn't making it to the end of the first day.

The kind of people who think this weirdo shit up are actual freaks.

oh god yes please do this

Jesus wept.

A new low for slop's infection of education. Impressive in it's way

The robot will remain seated, which means it's a free-for-all in the classroom. That thing will have a garbage can on it's head or pushed over on day one. What happens in an emergency? What happens if there's an active shooter? Pay real people to teach.

time to see if it's filled with delicious candy

that robot guy is so creepy looking too.

should not be legal

“What if educators held all the authority of your pharmacy’s robot receptionist?”

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god forbid we actually fund education and pay teachers a living wage. jesus christ.

Oh, he's a friendly robot! ...this time.

Oh look thet can make robots look like average men instead of girl like sex dolls. Who knew. Ffs.

Just fuckin pay human teachers more.

of course they want to eliminate teachers.

I feel bad for New York on that. Why an AI teacher? Oh yeah. Fuck human work! We want clankers to be fit for the job.

rural kids gonna rip that thing's face clean off

just imagine it, a whole generation of high schoolers that’ll actually be able to fuck their teacher, they just gotta figure out the model number first

This is some dark dystopian joke. It has to be. Schools using surplus sex dolls to replace teachers is a premise that would fit in Idiocracy.

Philadelphia! You know what to do!

That's one creepy robot though I concede more lifelike than JD Vance.

Can this teacher tell me how many r’s are in strawberry or nah?

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I hope those kids beat the shit out of of that robot

When the world needed him most, he vanished...

That is just about the creepiest thing

Absolutely dystopian. Just PAY TEACHERS MORE

Is it programmed to diddle little boys in the lab supply room or does it just *really* look that way? 🤔

Nope

Yeah well this one is designed to self-destruct taking out an entire city block. /fiction

i like how they managed to make it look both weirdly androgynous AND like i should cover my drink around it

Thank you, Realbotix, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

No. Also, everyone involved in this should be ashamed of themselves and stay the fuck away from kids.

I’ll test that thing! Bend it over!! 💦💦💦

Translated from Bullshit: The oligarchs don't feel that poor students in rural schools deserve a real education.

the horror

I want to walk into the ocean. Wait, no. I want the people behind this company to walk into the ocean.

How about fucking no? I don't even plan to have kids, but I would break one of these things on sight.

Kill it with fire.

Brought to you by the people who pitched public fits over Covid restrictions because kids need personal contact. #RepublicansLie #AmericaDeservesBetter

I think every kid has dreamed of a teacher they could murder without any moral qualms.

They did use sex bots. That's what these are.

JUST PAY TEACHERS.

Ummmm, teaching wut

Why tf does it need glasses?

They could’ve made it look however they wanted, and they chose to make it look like a complete tool anyway

The "most technologically advanced country ever" is going to put robots in our classrooms, but also oops we didn't know that school in Tehran was there and oh no North Korean hackers stole all of our fake tech bro currency. 🙄

Kill it with fire and hire a teacher.

Barf

Oh, yeah, my high school students would DEFINITELY respect this thing. 🤣

I would literally take my child out of that school, pack up my home and move from that town or county.

It's not about teachers silly, it's about controlling what kids learn...

How does it cope with humming?

As a former teacher I cannot find the words to adequately express what a stupendously stupid idea this is!!!!

Did they modify the underlying sex robot, or are they still...fully functional?

What a disaster.

Why use creepy physical bots? Seems like a lot of extra expense and complication for something that brings very little actual benefit.

building towns people want to live and work in is hard. it’s more expensive and less effective to make beta level robots to be present in a classroom while your child “learns” on a tablet, but we’re gonna do that instead anyway.

Or we could just, I don't know, actually fund our education system and pay for actual god damn teachers instead of funnelling yet more money into the hands of obscenely wealthy Silicon Vally nazis. Just a thought.

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Or ☝️ they could hire a teacher

If it isn’t a real person then there is no need to be human-like in fact it would be likely more successful to have a robotic bird teach the children. Unless of course the goal is to train the children to become accustomed to being controlled by AI and to submitting to its presumed authority 🤖

Hot for Teachbot

How good are they at dodging paper wads? Can they tell when the entire class has gone to the bathroom?

Ugh, call him*

This is ripe for a classoom version of Lord of the Flies.

so the schools have given up too huh?

*plotting* Fixed your typo for you.

Will they be armed? I guess we won't know if they lean more Autobot or Decepticon until they're put in a situation. Meanwhile, I'm sure they're recording everything. Sounds like a great idea.

wow I bet this is WAY better than paying people to do it!!

Piss off with your robot teachers. The world is becoming stupider by the day

I feel like the game here will be “who can bypass the ‘educational guardrails‘ and make the robot say something inappropriate”.