alana (screaming forever but seasonally)

Hi my name is Alana and I'm learning how to look at your bones while they're still inside of you.

This is something we get accused of surprisingly often and all I can say is: yes. Good. I am here to destroy the hopes and dreams of husbands who don't think they have to add value to their wife's life.

The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear. "Why bad art?" I ask. "It is brave", the God replies. "To try and fail?" "No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."

O- here (the universal donor) and I'm feeling called out.

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

There are so many #Dressmaker mods and I am never going to stop playing this game

When a nobleman came in to the tavern and put a note on the board, the monster hunters went to check it out. Laughter erupted. "A gazebo? Quick, someone get Eric!" Then the bounty caught their attention. "That's a lot of gold. Why?" "This gazebo," the nobleman said, "was made by Baba Yaga."

@troppypop.bsky.social loooooooook

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

How is this reality

Timeline cleanse

This game is so, SO good.

hey, friends, if somebody you follow online says Thing really bugs them, that is not the time to presume on familiarity and do the Exact Thing That Bugs. (i used to have guy friends for whom that was a catnip & over time they had to learn that friendship didn't mean they got to perpetuate Thing.)

Day two from @kuff.bsky.social. A little dropoff, but nearly 100K. Keep it up Harris County! Year Mail Early Total =============================== 2014 42,752 40,595 83,347 2018 53,947 127,969 181,916 2022 23,630 120,396 144,026 2026 27,549 204,570 232,119

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

There is no reason why the average person needs to understand anything about corporate accounting. It's all total nonsense. I'd rather worry about understanding things that are actually important and make sense.

Listening to RATM as a kid was extremely influential on me. youtu.be/h2TLwwrLKbY

you know you were thinking it

You might say he’s in baddie bliss. You might say he speaks Huttese but freaks hotties. You might say he’s scrib doon two chicks at the same time

The Matrix is both fiction and not something to try to copy.

This is a core part of my marriage. I love it.

Like “pro-life,” pro-choice” is a shorthand political euphemism. To say “I’m pro-abortion” means “I’m on the side of the unrestricted legal availability of abortion and I’ll say it plainly. Abortion is not a necessary evil; it’s common good.”

Spent the afternoon playing #Dressmaker again, the last dress there is the one I've made that I'm proudest of so far.

Accurate

I have spent five hours playing Dressmaker so far. I bought it six hours ago. I love this game. My favorites I've made so far:

Well Dressmaker is going to eat my life.

The HOLY SHIT I just holy shitted

since y'all won't read: 1. the jury found him guilty, and the judge just hit him with court costs and a $200 fine because I know he has to think this is a crap case, too 2. where's that gofundme so I can chip in for the fines 3. Jerry Cirino is a fucking loser, and will die a fucking loser

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

I have a sticker on my car that says "unsure if my rage is from perimenopause or the fall of democracy" and yeah.

I'm 40 and in school to finally start my first real career. We got so fucked over.

how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?

This is something where you have to literally do nothing in order to show solidarity, and yet so many people can't even manage that much. There are other books, movies, shows, games, fandoms, etc. Let go of HP already.

The NES Roger Rabbit game gave me nightmares as a little kid. Movie didn't bother me, but the game terrified me.