samosa joe

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

nothing but respect for this person who got the “historic motor vehicle” plates for a Saturn

One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that

You’re trying to goad me into a fight but it’s too late for that I’m afraid, mentally I’m at a 1960 baseball game in Osaka

when the guy being annoying in your replies goes after another guy being even more annoying in your replies that's kinda like how vegeta got his character arc

hard to articulate how profoundly stupid the democratic party has eagerly and intentionally chosen to be, with absolutely no benefit to them whatsoever.

The "don't you dare make a hero out of killers" crowd throwing out some pretty mixed signals here.

watching someone go viral with a quote of your post

MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY

If you want to see the consistency of the "murder is wrong" pundits who are outraged at the online response to the UHG CEO killing, simply search for 'Jordan Neely'

Every Thursday, I make spaghetti for myself and Pierre, and every Thursday, Pierre gets very excited to get his tiny dish of spaghetti

There are moral and ideological cases for leaving X, of course, but you don't even need them: the old platform is just *gone* and has been for a long time nymag.com/intelligence...

the best Nasal Dialator for snoring is this brand called Intake. It’s a metal band with magnets and then you attach little adhesive dots with metal in them and it is like a way better breathe strip. The issue is the refills are comically expensive. Screenshot from aliexpress is unrelated.

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

I think Bluesky’s AT Protocol thing sounds neat, but it’s not why people are using Bluesky. We’re here because it’s Twitter 2 It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”

My deleted scene from “A Christmas Carol”

logging on

How do we have 800 of these articles and none contend with the fundamental issue which is rich liberals don’t want to fund left media, they want to fund liberal media which is bloodless and partisan, by definition. GOP courts its extremes, liberals discipline theirs. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/u...

pencils down

RIP Joe the Plumber, who helped show me that the American dream is conflating your gross with your net, multiplying your best month's revenue by 12, and blaming the government for the difference between that number in your head and your bank account

POV: what my hungry man dinner sees thru the microwave door

I’m not going to say it, but I’m thinking it.

ten years ago i was in debilitating pain from a back injury. today i climbed a mountain, which proves that i can do anything as long as the US Forest Service clears a path for me, installs stairs, and im allowed to bring my treats

This kind of dense, walkable urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities

TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps

my god this is just brutal

I like how the prompt here says “What’s up?” as if I ever have anything going on

Thread of people who need to be here