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Counterpoint: fuck the entire Emanuel family and fuck you too

Haha are you fucking stupid or something

According to the new guidelines would this be a ratio or a dogpile?

DOA

Whelp, there goes MY subscription. yall are carrying water for this malevolent hack? Fuck outta here.

if he even makes it to the first.

A piece of advice: if a brand manager reaches out to you to write a fluff piece for their client, at least change up the wording so it's not obvious that you're acting as a mouthpiece. He's not a "top Democrat".

Bwahahaha 😂😂

i dunno, isn’t he a bit young?

Oh man don’t waste our time

Making fetch happen again lol

exactly what "socialist" contenders are there?

That is actually in his policy platform! Give cops more money for press manipulation is one of his planks!

This earns an unfollow.

Complete dumpster juice.

total fraud, both the author and the subject

I don't dismiss it. Everyone else will before Iowa midterms, because he is The Most Statistically-Eliminated In May Guy To Ever Exist

I won't vote for him

Fuck him and fuck you. Rolling Stone verging on pornography the way they’re sucking Rahm’s dick so publicly

I love that merely having schools for kids to attend is now a socialist plank.

His main appeal is that he unites everyone in thinking he's a sack of a shit.

Another Dem who thinks the path to victory is bashing other dems.

Are you going to mention the murder he covered up?

It’s now time for him to fuck off with his centrist schtick, oh and he can take Carville with him.

More police? Where, the bottom of the ocean?

"Other non-socialist contenders" Lol Go away Rahm. We're all busy.

"While other non-Socialist contenders look for ways to appeal to as many voters as possible, Rahm Emanuel is the only one who seems determined to articulate a concrete, combative alternative to fashionable leftism" Grow the fuck up

More police and a tougher border? Cool. And, he wants which party’s nomination?

Moderates and independents, both famously reliable Democratic primary voters

‘I will return us to a status quo that sucks and guarantee a Republican return to power’ yeah pass

Rahm Emanuel is how you get a red Illinois

Thank you for successfully passing the “tell us you’re an embarassed Republican without saying you’re an embarassed Republican” challenge

Matt, you should be embarrassed

it will be easily dismissed. he's going literally nowhere. the only people gassing him up are journalists who find him very charming.

Centre Democrats who keep Trump propped are really spinning their webs with this one. How bout globally billionaires and the politicians working for the billionaires destroying our planet are imprisoned. Maybe that will shake the Centre democrats propping Trump it’s the humane against the inhumane

This is embarrassing, Rahm's awful

Serious question, when you signed up to work for Rolling Stone did you really just want to be a mouthpiece for Jann Wenner's richest friends?

But but but … he’s pro-Gestapo! The moderates LOVE the Gestapo. What a brave man.

Is this sponcon?

Stepped up standards on the schools he destroyed? People can look him up, you know. And yes, he sure has ties to genocide. We can tell. Naturally, you're trying to screech about "tougher borders". What's different to republicans again? Just the branding, the team name, and that's it?

really funny to hedge the fact that his dad was a terrorist lol

Somewhere, a pond is missing its scum.

You disappoint Rolling Stone.

Fuck you, shitlibs

Media hauling out the most unlikeable relics of Dem history & pretend they're viable candidates like a hoarder pulling clothes that haven't fit/ been worn in a decade out of the donation box, pleading "no, I might still wear this, it'll come back in style!" You won't. Give it up. It's going to DAV.

This guy fucking sucks

Man gonna try, and fail, to cover up so many murders as President.

lol lmao, even

[mimes jerkoff motion]

Stop trying to make the child murder-covering up corporatist soft fash happen. He’s shit. No one anywhere likes him or wants him elected to any position

Writing this braindead pablum about a guy who covered up the murder of a teenager is how you know you've lost the plot and you don't know what the world is like outside your Beltway cocktail parties

Famous leftist ... Rahm Emmanuel?!

Guy with 0% favoribility plans to run for Democratic nomination by running against Democrats. Great idea.

Fashionable leftism? You're making me glad I cancelled my sub when @swin24.bsky.social left.

while other candidates want people to vote for them, rahm emanuel is committed to his bad and unpopular ideas

You mean the guy who covered up the murder of a teenager? *That* fucking guy?

Hey, as a Chicagoan, absolutely do NOT listen to this dingus.

“fashionable leftism?!” come on Rolling Stone, you used to be better than this. 🤦🤦‍♂️

You bunch of facile, unserious pricks

Lol this Republican isn't getting anywhere near the presidency in 2028.

Glazing Rahm Emanuel? This is what the great Rolling Stone has become?

Went to look up the writer and it turns out I already have him blocked lol

Electing Rahm Emanuel president would be the equivalent of finding the shit you took in 1998 and eating it again.

Fuck off. This eternal, paid, Rahm “comeback” gaslighting is cringe. He’s politically dead for being a horrible shit of a man. Leave him in the political grave of his own making FFS.🤦🏼‍♀️

So, he should do well on super Tuesday, right? 😆🤪

Eat shit Rolling Stone.

"non-socialist contenders?" Really, @rollingstone.com? You're buying into that weak trope? You used to matter.

Imagine thinking elections are a battle over ideas and policies...

I didn't realize @mattbaidc.bsky.social promotes failed mayors who help cover up the murder of teenagers, but I guess it's good to know

3-4% tops

I tried to warn everybody about this guy bsky.app/profile/semi...

No one wants this

I like to think "He has inserted himself forcefully into the party[..." was the result of this writer using AI as a thesaurus to rewrite "He has completely fucked the Democratic party".

This article is bad and you should feel bad

"Nor should his potential candidacy be easily dismissed," writes someone who wants his candidacy to not be easily dismissed. Points for passive voice! A classic refuge for propagandists.

Really looking forward to him running and getting totally humiliated. Emmanuel/Moulton 2028

He sucks, anyone trying to promote him sucks. Conservatives dressed up as "centrists" as always. Gtfoh

Eff all the way off you hacks.

16 shots and a cover up

Rahm is a hack who’d sell his grannie to be elected assistant dog catcher

Fashionable leftism as opposed to bullshit centrism?

Rahm deserves to be humiliated as many times as possible, so I'm a fan of him running.

Isn't the ENTIRE goal of a campaign to appeal to as many voters as possible? Isn't that how one wins?

“Fashionable leftism”? 🤣 Rom is NOT on the left.

Rahm Emanuel can go fuck off into obscurity. Stop fighting “the Left” harder than you fight conservatives.

What's his concrete alternative to covering up police murder?

The rich have been blowing smoke up workers asses since the start of the Industrial Revolution and the “gilded Age” of America. Even I, as an early GenXer was fed, and believed, the anti-socialist BS until university. it’s over, now we know it’s BS and we’re not gonna be gaslit anymore, Fuck Off!

NO!

The fuck is this. Fuck off.

Why isn't he mayor of Chicago anymore?

You could be doing a profile on literally anyone else and it wouldn’t be this big of a waste of your time and effort

DELUSIONAL

Get the fuck outta here

You don't need to do this, you know

He covered up a murder.

Please don't give this scumbag's campaign air. He won't win, and he doesn't deserve being covered as if he might.

“Hi, Mr. Ellison? Hi, Jann Werner. Hey, would you be interested in buying a magazine?”

Dear god, please NO!!!!

You people are sellouts.

Pass

This is a fact: Rahm Emanuel will never be President of the United States

Why are you doing PR for him, Rolling Stone? This is lame.

Da fuh? Why? What's the grift here?

I don't know how much he paid you, but you also lost a lot of credibility in the bargain.

I love guys who cover up police murders

Absolutely not.

another legendary publication down the tubes, i’m guessing they didn’t quote anyone from Chicago in this article lmao

You - the dumbass writing these posts - are more likely to become president

Get in loser we are going losing

Hard Pass. NFW!

This is just sloppy blowjob writing I would say that rolling stone is better than this but lol

Absolutely not. This man is a dirty cop in politician's clothes. This is exactly what we do not want.

Rolling Stone all

this ghoul

Ouch. This is just GROSS. Stay in your lane, Rolling Stone. This is not cool, helpful or smart.

Besides people he's paying to say this, no one on this Earth wants this man as President. The end of magazines can't come soon enough.

Please, don't.

Tell him we don't want him to run for prez ok? Just make him retire.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Rolling Stone, no. Stop right now