Ferengi Liaison to Buck-A-Slice

AI companies quietly making sure they get every penny when an old person they drove insane leaves everything to their AI lover

We love Wakka Fenix don't we folks

fuckit maybe it's time for a male V playthrough

Ray Wise is so cool. Leland Palmer and Leon from RoboCop and the President from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 being the same guy really matters www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSK...

If the robots don't like the copy we can't use it, sorry. What do they like? The worst, emptiest most meaningless shit imaginable. Something that exists solely as an angry rejection and mockery of everything good and golden and together and holy. Just little isolated cells going mad. Write for that.

"I'm glad that Lula won in Braz-" 78 snipers turn me into red mist following new UK anti-terror legislation

Deciding that actually I will have kids after reading just the right amount of 'I use AI to raise my children' posts

If Greggs only has the cold vegan sausage rolls left just brush with oil and 6 mins air fryer, exactly perfect

Sorry to sound like a big stupid idiot but going for a walk in the city when it's raining is fucking magical

Woke up to a phone call to be told Ethan Klein actually did the one thing that could fuck his whole situation up lmaooo. Oh what a Friday

Thank you for the dual-wield perk CDPR, I'm still not gonna watch the anime but thank you for that

Estranged parents all write Like That because of that narcissist thing where it's unthinkable you'd accuse them of being pieces of shit when they're signalling being hurt and confused.

A quick hack for this is to just listen to your phone out loud while part of a uniformed facist paramilitary group. Then nothing you do is a crime in the UK.

it's horrifically appropriate that Bloodborne be an obscure, hard to access artifact that can only frighten and confuse you

Vampire Survivors Dynasty Warriors that should be a thing

Circling the wagons on "these guys aren't really racist" bets really big that no one wants to be first to say "ACTUALLY they're super racist and OUR OUTLET sees it!"

Michael Gove absolutely GONE off Bolivian nose-clams right now, staring into the distance and vaguely aware that everything will be alright for him.

hmm, the original post with these headlines seems to have gone missing

Stop paying the licence fee if you haven't already

They upgrade my copy of Mafia 3 right after I reinstall Cyberpunk. The gods are cruel

I wonder if I get on any watchlists for putting the names Michael Gove and Marc Dutroix in the same post. Maybe also Michel Nihoul, for good measure.

Michael Gove split up with his girlfriend, a week later she's charged with possession of child porn. Just TERF Island things

what is this Vampire Survivors thing anyway wait you only control one stick? hrmph wait it's 5am??

again: i shouldn’t be legally mandated to pay for the bbc.

Pointing out the right wing ideological capture of not only the BBC but the entire UK media sphere will soon become an arrestable offence. You'll be made to publicly apologise to the bigots, and thank them for all they've done for you.

Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly

Yes it is

sicker than i've been in years. in and out of fever dreams, chest on fire. this is wonderful

ah shit is this COVID again? feel fucking terrible

Had a fever all night and now just counting the seconds until work's done so I can 1) go sit in the shower for like 40 minutes and then 2) go to bed extremely early.

We're unsettlingly close to the right wing press just outright saying "rape might help prevent demographic collapse"

the Doritos hot salsa is frustratingly good. more salsas should be thick and hot like that

"-be, a nation once again." *dies*

HI I'M KATY PERRY AND WELCOME TO JACKASS *Perry shoots a nun in the face, Minutemen starts playing*

Is there any possibility I'll play a V that isn't entirely Cool/Reflex? Yes, Netrunner looks fun but... I like darting around in mid-air and s***ng scavs in the head with rev***s and I don't know if remote-hacking a building full of people to mass su**de will scratch the same itch?

yeah it's been long enough back to Night City. can i stomach finally playing a Corpo V

Getting put into a care home in 2066 and they're still playing Glenn Miller Orchestra on loop and asking us to remember rationing and bomb shelters.

It's like the people working at the BBC don't know their names are on this stuff forever

I don't know shit about physics but even I can tell that thing's like a bomb with an unclear timer on it fuuuuuuck lol

I feel like if someone was to steal Gramham Linehan's laptop he'd probably, you know. I mean who knows what evil's saved on that thing.

You ever have your meds feel like they get stuck on the way down, and then you spend the rest of the morning feeling like there's a big ol thing in your throat. That's great stuff

really don't need Shaddup You Face stuck in my head this morning

Fat Man was the only Dead Cell member lucid enough to know what was going on and still have a great time Yell Dead Cell remains a fantastic boss fight theme

Hot bowl of Shin Ramyun with a big spoon of saurkraut on top hell yeah

It owns how Labour are gonna shovel your illiterate kids into the army while effortlessly charming Gen Xers with footage of Andy Burnham behind some Technics

Michael Tracey doesn't even pretend anymore, he just straight up openly hates women

Just linking the Northernlion "It's not rude to eat if your food arrives earlier" rant into all the coffee-interview threads