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You are traveling at high speed. For the outside observer (cloud) your time slows down, so everything inside your bubble is slower for you. Basic relativity!

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atmospheric computing can fix this

Clearly its because the wifi has to catch up to the plane

It’s because you’re IN the cloud, so the routing gets more complex. The so-called “silver lining” is actually a reverse proxy edge.

It’s directional so it’s worse reception above the clouds

Lose the sunglasses first

the clouds dont think you should be that high

If you're close to the sun, your WiFi runs through Sun infrastructure, which all uses Java. That's why it's slow.

@pfrazee.com It’s like the pilots are deliberately trying to avoid any cloud they see.

Look for the branded clouds.

clouds are decentralized; first you need to resolve your cloud handle to figure out which cloud your data is hosted on

I'm sure the attendant was apologetic about spilling your Diet Coke all over you.

The plane’s being a massive faraday cage, clearly weakening the signal. Massive design mistake, they should make planes out of carbon fibre going forward. What do you mean lighting and pressure is an issue up there…

This is why we should have kept calling it Grid Computing!

was blue sky inside? honestly the only to be sure

oh NO

flight attendant taking advantage of nuclear block (yeeting you from plane)

Looking out the plane window and seeing the webmaster

How to ensure you'll have a waiting reception on landing; a few men with a white coat for you! 😜

Maybe it depends on clout, not cloud 🤭

i think THE cloud is the fog in san francisco

If you point out the other window, then you've looked at clouds from both sides now. I'm too late with this one, right?

Guess it isn’t multicloud native

Depends on reginos

yeah you're by the fax cloud

You can get better speeds with a private cloud.

FBI: on May 20 you boarded a flight correct Me: you can’t prove that

It's because the fuselage acts as a Faraday cage and blocks the signal from the cloud. Have you tried opening the door?

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The signal is diffused by the warp bubble.

silver lining..

Time dilation because you’re going so fast.

as documented in the first episode of Scorpion

Can't go straight to the cloud, gotta route through customs first fill out paperwork, then back to the cloud.

Hollow earth. The real clouds are deep underground. Those “sky clouds” were put there by Big Globe to keep us looking up, exactly the wrong direction.

Network packets have been designed around land-based travel since the 70's. With the invention of airplane Wi-Fi, there's a need to design a newer packet format which is more aerodynamic to factor in the higher speed of travel as well as air drag.

The satellite wifi signals have to travel much farther causing greater latency and they're degraded by the atmosphere and weather.

Because you are constantly flying away from the cloud. But if you were to sit in a hot air balloon and just ride in the clouds you would have the fastest internet in the universe. I mean.. surf in the cloud while in the cloud..

getting high at work again smh

Same reason why the higher you get in a ski resort, and the closer you get to the sun, the colder it gets..🤔

Maybe if you ask the pilot to fly slower the signal can catch up easier?

wrong cloud Paul.

It depends on whether you are sending or receiving from a server behind or ahead of you.

chemtrails

It must be because you are near the less expensive low speed clouds. Fly higher!

First you have to know how WiFi actually works. And that's it! That's exactly how it works! Some things defy science.

Because if it’s flying high enough, you’re dealing with upload speeds, which are usually slower.

It's the interference from the nearby chemtrails that the planes emit!