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“Computer says no”.

Is this the Tesla he’s pretending to buy? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him drive ever.

God I wish I lived in the timeline where he's a hilarious drag queen and beloved gay ally instead of this one, where's he's hilarious and evil.

I’ve never wanted a Tesla to spontaneously combust.

Hope it blows up and there are no survivors.

You would think you’d actually look at one of the vehicles in the last I don’t know 10 years

He’s obviously never been in a electric vehicle. Pretty fucking weird

Maybe he is like Elvis. In that he'll die on the john in a big nappy.

*car explodes*

Does he even know how to drive?

It's all coming up computers for us all

The only driver’s seat djt ever sits in is a golf cart’s. But I hear sometimes Teslas experience spontaneous combustion.

Can he even drive a car?

I thought he was going to get a cybertruck! A tesla that looks like a Ford Mondeo is no fun at all!

Idiots.

for the next 50yrs, 😑

certainly in national reputation. RoW is laughing at "dumb-and-dumber do car ads". what will this duo endorse next? space-based telephone calls (special feature that they can not-work on a whin)

Does he even know how to drive

🤣🤣 yes, that’s gonna help Tesla sales. Most MAGA’s already have petro-guzzling wankpanzers.

HELP COMPUTER

Thx, a compliment to sarcasm

Does Trump even know how to drive? Does he have a driver's license? You know he wasn't driving himself around New York & he definitely hasn't driven anything but a golf cart since 2016.

So, presumably Musk can pull the plug on Teslas anytime he likes. Good job he is altruistic and trustworthy. Are there any security guarantees on Teslas?

So... they're not a fan of the free market anymore? The President has to order people to buy a bad car because stocks are falling?

100% certain

When was the last time he's driven anything but a golf cart?

Mis-infomercials

Kremlin Red! Love it!

And it burns, too!!😂

I am very disappointed. I was really hoping Trump was going to purchase a gold plated cyber truck.

How much for the optional printer for directions?

I love how he clearly has zero desire to drive it, even just 20m to the end of the drive.

Volkswagon, Porche, and (Mercedes)-Benz right now.

Yet another moment in this administration when it's difficult to tell whether this is an SNL skit or real life.

Has no-one done the Curb music to this yet?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “everything’s computer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Wow... Everything's eventually hot burning Lithium..." 😏

Does he not know how to start a car?

He's such a fat cunt.

So we just bought a pod Tesla? What day do I get it.

Trump can probably only drive golf buggys 😂😂

Even comes in Trump Tan 😂😂

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

i accept your apology, the stereotypes are really unfair.

Maybe Trump can test the auto driving capabilities of Tesla soon?

So Tesla slides downward and Uncle Donny decides to do a commercial to try and make it more appealing. You just don't get it you POS. We hate you and Elon and that is why people are even donating them just to get them out of their sight.

Give him a Casio calculator. Hopefully it would blow his disgusting brains out and end this fucking nightmare.

Yes.

Probably

I dunno. But on an international level, it looks like 3 years and 10 months of anger and resentment. With some hate and disgust. And occasional stress-induced projectile vomiting. Oh, and I almost forgot: gunfire! Gunfire and some shit blowing up.

HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!! He was looking for a clutch pedal

He looks like he’s wanking. I suppose we shouldnt really be surprised by that seeing as he is a big fat one personified!

I was hoping he’d start it, hit the gas & crash it & this nightmare would be over.

Does he even know how to drive?🤣

Nobody will buy a Tesla, but Trump. See parking lot with $2m of Teslas.

Do you think he remembers this or has his brain turned even more into pudding

Hilarious that this is clearly the first time he's ever been in one and he's been acting like his best boy's biggest fan.

Could you imagine being at a red light and that mess pulls up?

computer drive car?

He's scared to drive it 🤣

Tesla has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

"Everything's Computer!"

Is that front tire flat?

After hours trading of tesla stock took a nosedive the moment he sat down.

The arse that broke Tesla's back.

In a way, Trump is doing the reverse-Camacho: he appointed the dumbest kethead avaiable to create a national crisis.

"yOu tHiNk BiDeN cOuLd GeT iNtO tHaT cAr"?

He doesn't know how to drive.

Oh look! It has an engine in it! Yeah, go ahead and drive it into a brick wall like you’ve driven our economy. Why the hell you always have to bring Biden’s name into everything, you fat sloppy, fat pig who almost couldn’t get your fat, crooked ass out the car.

"Everything computer. Car go fast, very much. Car make beeping sound. I make poopy on seat"

he doesn't know how to drive

Dukakis on a tank

What a joke.

The computer in your braincase does more work with the energy equivalent of the lightbulb over the toilet at the data center of one AI farm. Your parents made it for the cost of food and car insurance. Many just like it sit in warehouses called detention centers right now. Exported coercively.

I love that their drivel is drowned out by the fan spinning up

If only it had suddenly taken off in self drive. 😂

Can someone please do it already?

bsky.app/profile/stev...

I am curious what the Dallas donors think of it all

It's actually kind of a win/win. They are going to hate doing it and also it will be better for the environment.

Too bad he won't be able to charge it at any government building. Also to own the libs.

Vanna tRump does car commercial for fElon on White House lawn. Vanna rides again ... NOT "drives" because he doesn't know how to drive. Isn't there some law about business being done by a President while at the White House? 😂 I know. Anything using the word law now is a hilarious joke.

how many parts have Tariffs on them, grandpa?

Lol... sorry...always been a whore...so for the first time a whole is potus.

Even by their standards this is embarrassing

Did he say “vroom vroom”?

he's obsessed with Biden and he can't drive

FFS

He looks better in a sanitation truck!!!

Cowboy BeBop at His Computer

How many crimes have been committed during this free infomercial today? I can't count the ∞ lies, so maybe someone can count the crimes and report back. Certainly this number has to be less. Thanks.

This will definitely help to convince people to keep their Teslas.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

Trump's "endorsement" is sure to bring the price down further. LMAO he doesn't understand he is the problem, too.

Yes. And he's said it's illegal not to buy one 🤪

Hard to say which one of these assholes is on a leash.

I hope they kept the plastic covers on the seats.

There’s something magical about the prospect of actually driving a car himself being set out to him with terms like “there’s the brake and the accelerator” and “it’s like driving your golf cart.”

He says everything is a computer eventhough the car wasn’t running. What a stupid show.

Muskrat has to reassure him, “It’s simple, it’s like driving a golf cart.” Has he run out of babies and is now collecting elderly buffoons who can’t drive?