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So Elon's/Grok's AI generated The Odyssey is even worse than we could have anticipated and is getting bodied by all and sundry.

If you can't remember whether the clocks go forward or back in the UK this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you: the clocks go back this weekend

I lied.

Progress, I guess. *sips from soggy paper straw*

If only there was some way to have warned South Tyneside Council...

What's a Macklemore?

This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.

When Stewart Lee called Ricky Gervais's After Life "the worst thing ever made by a human" it's important to remember the context in which it was said. That context being this was before Alley Cats had been made so now it's only the second worst thing.

The net result of the single sex space ruling will be fewer female toilets. It's up to businesses to enforce and to avoid headaches/arguments with vigilante trans hostile customers they'll just make all their loos unisex. Slow hand clap for the gender critical ‘feminists’.

Holy shit. Rain!

RIP Bill Oddie. Legend.

This is an appalling lack of judgement and the surest sign yet that Britain will continue to be Trump's lackey. The war in Iran has cost countless lives, and breached international law - yet we continue to support it. Very, very concerning. Very, very continuity Starmer.

I guess it wasn't a dream after all

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

I mean I know the full version is easy to find online, but fucking finally...

Imagine making AI slop when Painted Buntings already exist #birds

Even Christopher Hitchens didn't go this hard on Doug back in the day. Outstanding. And his response... yikes

Earner Bourgoun

Chuck Norris has been called upon to collect the Grim Reaper.

It's happening again! #InvalidHandle

How I arrived on Bluesky

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AI videos should be watermarked by law.

No entrance but it has got a Coat Bath with no bath and a Laundry with two baths, so there's that.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

It’s all gone from “the left hate guns and want to take them away” to “the left are deranged gun toting maniacs” pretty quickly.

Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.

I think I just came.

Well this country ALMOST had a meaningful conversation about economic inequality and tax reform, didn’t it. The old immigration distraction worked like a charm yet again.

Get his ass

Heckraiser #MildHorror

The #Kenner Well of the Souls playset wins the award for “Best Playset I Never Knew Existed Until I Was An Adult But Really Wish I Had As A Kid” #ROTLA

In this week's brand new Take we're joined by a genre legend... 🥁 The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸 He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life + Reviews of 🥛 HOT MILK 🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH & more in Take 2 🎬 🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.

Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...