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Nasty bug

Defensive TD would be ideal here

Holy shit this defense is bad

Pierce is ripping off runs now

Dak pick six?

OF COURSE the WR screen works against the cowboys. Mark my words it won’t work again this season

Holy shit what is happening

GO BIRDS

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out weed candy instead.

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie.

Wake up every day, smoke weed every day.

Update: the 5 way sausage is literally a 5 way Cincinnati chili stuffed into a natural casing. It. Is. Fucking. Amazing.

It’s not that complicated

Went to Findlay Market in Cincinnati today and bought four (4) fresh sausages labeled as “Cincinnati 5 way”. I did not read any further I just bought four of them. I’ll report back later.

Something I wish more people would realize.

Before 2002, the New York Yankees won about a title every three years on average. After 2002, they’ve won 1 in 24 years.

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

Only if they kick up 5k to the big guy tho

We left Maine and are meandering our way towards Denver, where a pierogi party awaits. How many can I make? How many can I eat? We are going to answer both questions! I’ll have an update in a couple of weeks

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Jorkin’ it is the weaponization of ADHD

I guess we are gonna start bombing again!! That ought to fix the poll numbers!

I hate to to say this! but he's not playing another snap for the eagles.

elon musk has been paralyzed from the waist down trying to solve a rubiks cube

The NFLPA is 100% correct. A full investigation needs to happen before the general public can possibly be convinced that the Eagles/NFL did nothing wrong here.

Nationalize SpaceX on national security grounds, which is obvious at this point, and deport his ass.

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

He's eating the shit for the big guy, again.

The dude from Train's kid fucking SUCKS

Big Dom absolutely has to go as well. When the gas station hot dogs get the color of his face, they are thrown in the trash. There's a reason for that.

I'm not high enough for this

Turnover?

Defense bout to get tired again.

Finally, the offense being ass paid off

Whispers into a hole in the ground "go birds"

We are everywhere