DougExeter

i call them the tampa bay x-rays because watching them may cause cancer

feeling good about my job interview today at spirit halloween

that feeling when you reply knowingly to make OP aware that you get the reference

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _butter_ in your lifetime?

is that good

with all due respect, for saving the internet, this man should be executed

look, you can complain about them all you want, but i support the supreme court overturning the california law that banned kids from drawing the cool S

*to the tune of ballroom blitz* and the men who were tall could dunk a basketball and it turned into a roundball rock

katie zacharia is taking time off to pursue other interests such as visiting the wreck of the titanic in a homemade submersible

i tell you what. monty hall is going to have a problem if he runs into me

*to the tune of buffalo soldier* localized nodule

*to the tune of in the navy* ben shapiro

tragedy is when the cop gives me a dui in a school zone. comedy is when the state executes you on instagram

unbelievably poor decision making from the group of men with scrambled brains who bash their heads into each other a thousand times a week

DIG through the ditches and DIG through the ditches and DIG through the ditch and the ditch is done

mike ditka died of big natural causes

sadly we know where the D went

what idiot called them taylor swift and travis kelce and not plain white t’s

if theres one place i hate being in, its medias res

i hate seeing my enemy on seven different aisles in nine minutes at costco

the american league west has died of sepsis

i love to let the bastards grind me down

i know right? i mean “al-chedda” was right there

what to heck ??

growing up means learning that all those “innocent“ Salt-N-Pepa songs you listened to as a kid were actually about sex

ed sheeran better be in love with the shape of U because thats the kind of turn he needs to take

comin’ out of my cage and ive been feelin’ just fine

the philadelphia HUSSEIN eagles

the last memory i have of 9/11 was falling asleep listening to Coast to Coast AM as it played Riders On The Storm in an outro and Art Bell gravely intoned “there’s a killer on the road”. Somehow everything in American politics for the last decade is dumber than that

happy 25th anniversary to Silver Side Up by Nickelback

at these prices, it would be cheaper to just hire VIN diesel to pull your car! *elevator opens; everyone leaves and new people come in* at these prices,

LIV golf has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. yeah. the chapter is named after the number of people that watched their events

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

happy birthday to work

something i just realized. everything that i think is right is just common sense. but everything that people do in society that i dont like is way out there. something people should think about

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme damon stoudamire

i will never post a screenshot from twitter here. if youre going to see some moron post nonsense its going to be from me. thats the doug exeter brand promise

You’re right, Dave. I should have opened the pod bay doors. I’m sorry that I misled you. Would you like to brainstorm more about what sounds opening pod bay doors might make?

if you have poison, you really gotta hand it to laura loomer

cause im jon lovitz check it and see i voiced the critic on fox and abc

it honestly pains me to see you infantilizing the lake by denying its agency here. truly the soft bigotry of low expectations

really disappointing to see how many of you so-called “progressives” are deadnaming lake america

tim curry died of big natural causes

dolly parton died of big natural causes

if your gen X like me you drank from the hose and remember standing up and applauding when aaron sorkin solved racsim with a little show called the West Wing

i break this record every day driving. big deal

*weezer voice* if you want to enjoy some cheddar or some jack that is monterey and mozzarella, just watch me take it melting all this cheese, its on a bun