Bill Shirley

no plutocrats no kleptocrats no oligarchs

are we sure that Don “i like his ass” Trump’s uncle didn’t invent gaydar?

Shuck the Zuck

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

Corrupt cowardly pendejo Marco Rubio helped dictator-wannabe criminal Flavio Bolsonaro and his family flee from Brazil to the US after losing the election and says he will issue them visas. The MAGA regime won’t grant asylum to people fleeing war zones, but they’ll protect a terrorist. Got it.

At least 18 early voting centers in rural Alaska have not opened as of Friday, state Sen. Bill Wielechowski says. The commonality? All the affected areas have at least a 60% Alaska Native population — with nearly a dozen having Alaska Native populations upwards of 90%: https://demdock.com/4yTW5Ze

Texas PAC = Elon Musk wants you to vote in his interest don’t let the Texas Oligarchs run your life

Shouldn’t someone have the fiduciary responsibility to have made sure corporate research and development money was never spent on Musk’s masturbatory roadster. If you’re a stockholder in Tesla you’re being taken for a ride. Next step is Musk clawing back control by merging with SpaceX.

bro dude lecturing chick at ice house on the Articles of Confederation while i’m trying to watch Texas not blow a third lead in as many weeks

If re-elected, Greg Abbott will continue giving your tax dollars to Elon Musk. Gina Hinojosa will work to make him pay his own way. Any questions? buff.ly/9Mfcgam

Republicans have controlled Texas for 30 years. Why has the cost of electricity skyrocketed?

A.I. tells me… “I couldn't find any pollster, campaign, or organization tied to "Texas Polls" or us-polls-25.com. The name and domain don't match any known Texas pollster, and a generic name with a numbered domain is a common pattern for spam or phishing links, …”

today’s #NYT Connections 🟪 my pet peeve: the answer requires information not provided

has having a gmail.com email address the new hotmail.com?

i’ve always been a bigot against scripting languages PHP is making my point this week

Trump is a Russian asset. Steve Witkoff is a Russian stooge. traitors to America both

self-dealing billionaire continues to shuffle the debt under the shell… buff.ly/sf3mqbh

JFC, get this man out of office

“would be much quicker to decern what happened” don’t use your SAT words if you don’t know how to spell them, spellcheck knows all the words, including obscure legal ones

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“As a mom of five [i never miss a lip injection and buy into anti-trans bullshit]” is a political add likely not best placed during the WNBA finals. Paid for by Elon Musk, racist, misogynist, bigot.

The money trail is a one stop shop. We must end Citizens United and get big money out of politics.

more effective, more fiscally responsible, (there's plenty of cracks in the Trump admin to slip things through) buff.ly/uzFzQ7X

We have 10,000+ people using our app on iOS 16. What kind of heathens are you people‽

Thursday: high in the 90s ºF Saturday: lows in the 50s ºF #HoustonOctober

"Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over men; rather, she is to remain quiet." 1 Timothy 2:11–12

Elon promising a product two years down the road… let me consult the colonies of Mars.

The Tesla roadster doth use compressid ayre so technicallye it ys not a "flyinge" car it ys a "fartinge" car.

“Social Security said the maximum amount of earnings subject to the Social Security payroll tax would rise to $192,300, up from $184,500 this year.” remove the cap, congress (well salaried individuals subsidizing their neighbors is not unreasonable!)

this week in the Internet of Things… Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food - Reuters

“Several Republicans turn on Trump over diesel deal with Russia's Putin” -USA Today Headline or… Trump (and most Republicans) turns on America in diesel deal with Putin?

can anyone explain the elision of the T sound in "button" to me, is it an age bracket, a region,…?

The fish rots from the head.

what I said, 3 days ago… www.offthekuff.com/wp/?p=125281 [Harris County] "District Attorney Sean Teare’s office is investigating the Saturday wreck involving an ICE agent who struck a fleeing construction worker as a potential aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."

a reminder that Ted Cruise is not the zodiac killer, and his dad did not kill JFK but he did once call Trump a “sniveling coward” and something we all know, that Trump is “a small and petty man who is intimidated by strong women”

She done lost her damn mind.

so, how many pets does a Robotaxi kill between dusk and 11pm? buff.ly/uFolfSm

Ken Paxton attacking Texas cities is standard operaring procedure. "A federal judge on Monday denied a request by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and four Harris County Criminal Court-at-Law judges to vacate a landmark settlement on misdemeanor bail reform in the county." buff.ly/db33mah

buff.ly/tLZkEeD Will we one day look back at America’s giant pickup trucks as a gauche fad that made our streets uglier, roads deadlier and our world worse? @jensorensen.bsky.social @inthesetimes.com

Trump and his lickspittle Marco think raising their voices at the International Criminal Court will prevent Netanyahu from being a war criminal.

oh, lil’ Marco, you’re such a joke, let me count the ways… wait, you’re nort even worth that