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Yeah think…

The killer app for AI is misinformation. It used to be prohibitively expensive to create wide-ranging unique instances of propaganda and now it's cheap. It used to be expensive to replicate identity and now it's trivial.

And Sam Altman looks forward to forcing that crisis and many others like it on the entire populace.

Dah!!!

Yes, this is known as the Trump Administration.

Amazing double timing ability. AI at least I see some real utility for. But his other sick venture is to become a gatekeeper for who is allowed a voice, who can talk, who is allowed to claim humanity. bsky.app/profile/dart...

“Oh my god, I-“ *spills gasoline onto the floor* “…have no idea how…” *throws lit blowtorch onto the gasoline* “…this fire got started!” *takes out flame thrower* *your home devolves into a flaming heap* “You know I just happen to run a for-profit fire fighting company on the side”

Master fraudster says what? The scammer behind worldcoin.

Late stage capitalism is entering end stage vampire capitalism. Muaa hahaha

Fraud warns that he built a fraud machine which could be used for fraud by bad actors.

No shit Sherlock… would did you think was going to happen, the fraudsters were going to leave AI alone… fucking idiot. They’re already doing it, I see it everyday in my job as a crypto fraud analyst. Fucking stupid ass…

Fuck this guy. What a wanker.

Just what we need, more MAGA. Dang.

it's time to put ol yeller down for good

he's worried they won't let him keep impersonating a person.

There is zero “may” about this. It will be a giant problem.

oh you don't say

jfc

I’m shocked….

(insert man in hotdog suit gif here)

Do this at next face-to-face meeting with family: Develop a verbal passcode to authenticate messages from family members. (In use) Hey dad, I need a wire transfer to get home, my wallet was stolen? What's our passcode? "Huh?" (Hang up)

he truly looks like he would say this

No shit captain Obvious

“My product is tooooo powerful! Better invest and get on the winning side !!” He’s actively doing a con job

@edzitron.com Any idea as to who might be responsible for this, lol

Sam Altman: “When will someone fix the problems that *I* created???”

That’s why he makes the big bucks. He’s a fuckin’ genius.👍🧠

Ya think?!?

maybe we should do something to the guy who caused this

His creation

Arsonist warns that things may be on fire.

This motherfucker

Or whether he will keep his job and income

He's clearly impersonating Jerry Seinfeld.

Sam, standing covered in blood, over the body of the victim, smoking gun in hand still pointed at the corpse: “I really don’t know who could have done this.”

Translation: "AI is a virus cooked up in a lab. Released, it will infect and enshittify everything while oligarch-owned Zombie Fourth Estate cheers it on because they plan to use it to turn the internet into a brainwashing tool to further KKKristofascsist plutocracy and reduce everyone to serfdom."

No shit

Pot calling the kettle black …

Doesn’t seem like a good investment strategy to me: “This thing we made is an abomination but please buy it and use it frequently!” 🙄

There are lots of salesmen pitching AI as the answer to all ills and lots of doom merchants seeing 'Skynet' vibes and both are wrong. Artificial intelligence isn't either. if only because it's wrong more often than it's right. Knowledge is built on wisdom, it's not the other way around.

thanks for invalidating the security of any and all electronic modes of communication, asshole....

no shit. how did he not see this coming?

I hope it hits the pro AI tech Bros the hardest.

Just watched Mountainhead and pretty much the most terrifying movie.

i assume immediately after he said this he tented his fingers and emitted a small chuckle that gradually increased in volume and intensity until he was cackling madly as thunder crashed menacingly outside?

Insert image of man in hot dog suit here.

So he believes he should be held accountable for reckless endangerment of the public, and for being an accomplice to each count of fraud that occurs because he's provided the tools without protections, yes?

I’m waiting for AI to somehow pay off/wipe out my student loans.

Duh, folks. Duh.

No! What?! Soon? *Sarcasm* For real, did this guy just find out about Dead Internet Theory? It's been the Wild West out here with bots arguing with bots for quite some time and romance scams have never been so profitable.

He's just doing his best to get ahead of the approximately ten thousand lawsuits that will come when OpenAI collapses. But he's also not very smart and has left it about two years too late.

Salt Altman correctly identifies the one practical use of AI but still lacks awareness.

He’s just now realizing this. CNN did you wipe his face and turn him toward the window after this interview? Does he have a family member with power of attorney? Should we be ordering a wellness check?

Oh, now he tells us. 🙄

Photo caption: an AI doing a bad job acting as a person.

Altman is a dumb grifter running a dumb grift.

They're one of the few companies that allow you to do this. The others being DuckDuckGo and... I think that's it.

No shit, Sherlock.

It’s like when Miguel and Tulio know they’ve gotten in too deep and start to fear they’re going to be found out…. Tech industry is gonna be fraudin’.

This man is such an idiot and it blows my mind that people have been throwing money at him. Also no duh, there is a fraud crisis, due to your stupid A.I generators!

Relax, he's just promoting the newer model that defends against this vulnerability....

If there's one subject I will respect Altman's expertise in, it's fraud.

"And I helped create that crisis."

Remember when you treated Ken Lay worse than this?

FFS.

Proverbs 4:23 "Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it." As we face the rise of powerful technologies, may we be vigilant in truth and integrity, trusting God to guide our discernment and protect our communities. #Wisdom #Discernment

Known creep and fraudster warns of rise in creeps and fraud

with his own product ... how pathetic ... at least we know now officially what AI is really good for! ;-)

And you helped cause it. Happy?

Musk, Altman, and Trump are the biggest frauds.

So this guy was today years old when he learned that actions have consequences? 🙄 Seriously, why are tech bros?

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Investors are psychopaths, These statements are designed to appeal to them and attract the newspapers. It's just marketing to them, even when the damage is real. it is obvious because Sam who's telling it, when it should be a government agency, that should immediately ban AI, that are used for scams

I still don't get how he isn't in jail yet

I dunno man maybe stop inventing it

we don't need to regulate it, we need to eradicate LLM gen AI and send everyone who uses it to the Hague.

#Mountainhead

The thing is that the pattern recognition AI is NOT the Large Language Model AI (ChatGPT). The LLMs like ChatGPT etc effectively guess at shit and make predictions about what word should come next in whatever they're spitting out. How other types of AI work can Very Different).

They're very stupid in my experience

I mean... duh? AI enabled fraud is one of the main forms of fraud committed today. This isn't a precipice, we've been here for years.

No shit????

every tech bro fuck like him is a blight on humanity

What a fucking moron

Appropriately, this picture shows Altman with the wrong number of fingers

"Bad actors" you say... bsky.app/profile/cnn....

He looks like a community theatre first time lead in this image

Self awareness much?

So Sammie is spreading more bs - good to know

Okay, who gave Todd from Accounting a mic and told him he could try to DJ today's food truck day lunch?

don't worry, dude, your product can't do anything.

He’s just covering his and the company’s ass.

Somebody pull the plug on this idiot.

Torment Nexus developer says world may be on the precipice of a "torment crisis" because of how the Torment Nexus could enable bad actors to engage in torment.

Thanks for the warning dude who popularized artificial intelligence.

How do we know that's really Sam Altman and not AI?

The call is coming from inside the house

No shit.

CNN this is a hot tip for you: I heard that a dumbass could impersonate a CEO and defraud investors aided by gullible journalists

Duh

Ya think?

Same

Sam's just the worst at hiding it.

Did he get scammed or is this an overblown backpedal

See where Nigerian Princes have brought us

Might be less of a problem if he stops trying to cram it into everything.

Who could have done this?!?

Shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

The match holder. Everyone should automatically own their own image

Oh come on. How stupid do you think we are Sam.

And you idiots let it happen

Possibly the most apt deployment of this meme ever, kudos 👏🏼