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reverse cowgirl so we can watch the downfall of humanity together

Cats. Will sometimes wander into your life. Lucky you.

"Nothing is of so much importance and of so much use to a young man entering life as to be well criticised by women." Andre Maurois -Disraeli, Translated

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

Need a woman I can call supreme leader

if we got a cuck chair it would just end up being a cat chair

Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

Love is basically letting someone camp inside your soul and hoping they don’t light anything on fire

It’s a shame people don’t read porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left us a stack of gay porno mags and a lot of unanswered questions. That’s called a legacy.

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