Dour Hour at The Somber Sombrero

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My ex would sleep talk and dropped “We have to save September from the English.”

*flips table* No, Pepsi ISN'T OKAY

Kushner and Trump didn’t “plant stories about meeting with Jeffries to sow division.” You have to give up on these cathartic storylines that make you feel better about what’s actually happening: the parties, as presently constituted, on behalf of the same wealth and oligarchical classes.

I like my bedroom cold and dark, like my personality

generals gathered in their masses

I'm far past feeling the need to defend people who celebrate the deaths of ghouls. We live under overt fascism. The regime hunts people in the streets. We are talking about political actors so foul that no moral reconciliation is possible. They can only be defeated. Mourning them is a betrayal.

…questions answered by my Willy T(shirt) Sherman shirt, etc

Democrats have made it quite clear we have to replace most of them if we are going to actually fight Republicans and billionaires and the rest of this fascist menace, so let's go. The more "radical" the better. The more socialist the better.

throwback thursday

They’ve been on Earth this whole time.

Without saying the title, spoil a movie: their food was made of people

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

The way I feel when people use "ask" as a noun is what I imagine my grandparents felt when men stopped wearing hats

Pick me up some Baja blast.

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

Art is a conversation with the human soul. AI is a conversation with the oligarchy's souless world poisoning machines who are designed to do one thing, sequester a greater share of our dwindling resources to the dragon's hoard of the oligarchs.

Gout on the Boardwalk

Ice cold take (I’ve been meaning to say this for a decade): Millennial Pink is tan.

our patience has been rewarded

i eat that stuff with a spoon it's good PB

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

painting a tiny skull just a lil guy

If you had a parent that was a spiraling, end stage alcoholic you know what's going on just by the feeling.

“what radicalized you?” idk I just think we shouldn’t be killing citizens, sending people to concentration camps, bankrupting people for healthcare, letting children starve, endangering women’s health, abducting world leaders, stealing foreign resources, or villainizing marginalized communities

REMINDER: War Crimes committed on soil of a signature nation to the International Criminal court expose those committing crimes to the jurisdiction of the ICC--even if their own country is not a member. Venezuela is a member of the ICC. Thus, Trump can and MUST be prosecuted at The Hague

Planning my month by slapping swiss cheese on a calendar and only going outside on hole days.

RIP Dick Cheney, they have such sights to show you

ME: You want to see a dead body? HAMBURGER HELPER GLOVE: sure

"Reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct" and "we should tax women who refuse to breed" are not in fact mutually compatible statements.

Sitting on the porch all day peeling and pitting a whole family size bag of peanut m&ms

I hope every country in the world boycotts and shuns trade and travel with the US, divests every penny from US investments, and bans travel to their countries by US citizens. If the US wants isolationism, let us rot alone. We deserve to fail.

Don’t fuck with Clarence.

jeff is correct but there is an even darker, underlying evil on the board. the actual goal here is to classify *our existence* as mental illness. "should trannies be allowed to have guns" is a door they want to open because it requires "trans == ill". this is a signpost on the road to genocide.

We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.

nothing's aged better than the thing so many people said would age poorly newrepublic.com/series/37/tr...

*artillery rains down around our trench* "Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls. "Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.

okay we're doing this again religion prof here christian nationalism is one of the ways people do Christianity it's not a great way! but it's part of what Christianity is hold hateful folks accountable and come get your people

Alice in Traction

The phrase “ parents have a legitimate concern about integration of races in schools and as a party, we haven’t done a very good job of listening to those concerns.” would shock and offend I would hope. A similar statement about trans kids should also shock and offend.

We missed our window when Biden and Garland waited until campaign season to investigate Trump for his coup. He should have been arrested on Jan. 21 2021 and held incommunicado with access only to lawyers. Biden and Garland will be viewed on par with Weimar as historically inept in the face of nazism

people will say life is a roller coaster, but i don't think that's true. it's more like one of those kids rides where they give you a steering wheel to turn, but no matter how you turn the wheel, you keep slowly going in circles until everything stops