Pabst Blue Robin

Losing it at the brand new corded black and decker, theyre calling him the most baby brained man alive

I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."

board games

I’m not going to see this musical, but I would like to purchase the gigantic Totoro 

L + Ratio + My cat clears this cat

Inspired by a recent interaction

Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate

in Frasier the brothers would joke about Opera and I wouldn't get it but it didn't matter, and same-same with Swan Boy and Anime and Music

Swan Boy:

Socialists: Joseph Stalin would be in the DSA and love Mamdani!! ︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!! ︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.

Trivially easy problem to solve except that the United Kingdom has a cultural revulsion to keeping their cats safe and heslthy

You should wear a helmet even on an empty, bike only, pathway

unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market

classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands

one of my strongest music opinions is that carly rae should be a taylor swift level megastar

Damn, they’re gonna send the Pinkertons after Jimothy next…

Including economists in intellectualism is a deep insult to intellectuals everywhere

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

Odysseus eating the lotus flower be like: I must have amnesia I forgot that I’m him

it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either

NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN

how they make us talk now

Drivers are the Americans of the road.

my question is why dont they ever add fiber to things

Bit of a rollercoaster today as I hate Talarico’s guts now due to his craven pivot on trans kids, but had to hand it to him for pulling a hot Latina, but then unhanded it to him because like 60% of Texas citizens are also guys who look like ventriloquist dummies and their blisteringly hot Latina gfs

How nice of this child to make an I voted sticker exclusively for liberals

EVERYONE WHO COMES HERE COMES TO THE RIDICULOUSLY SMALL VENUE WHERE THEIR TICKETS ARE >$100

As a queer person, I cannot overstate the importance of finding a cool sport, then finding other queer people who like that sport.

If you hate the things a stupid pundit says, please block them instead of keeping the endless news cycle they depend on for engagement alive. Just seal them underground.

running for president on a "i will confiscate yr pickup truck and crush it into a cube if you roll coal" platform

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls

When Woke 2 arrives we are reorganizing the DFW exurbs as workers’ communes