America's Spookiest Dad

We wastewater operators essentially do the same thing but we do it with more style

Me when I look into the replies that escapes containment:

You can put words in sentences and sometimes paragraphs and they don't need to make sense and gosh darn it that's what's America is truly all about

There's a special little corner of my heart that'll always hate Oshkosh Wisconsin

this is literally my entire political belief system right now

May Jesus forgive me for what I'm about to do today... BECAUSE WE ARE LOWERING PRICES ACROSS THE BOARD AT JUDAS' USED CARS EMPORIUM!

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Makes it real hard to think up jokes when you live in a vortex of terror and feel like a hollow shell. Is this what Elon Musk feels?

For Iran, the more damaging move would be to keep our current leaders alive

Can everything stop being an asshole that'll fuck you the moment you relax?

Hey guys, Mr. ILoveOnlyMyWife here. Some of you have noticed that I haven’t been uploading as much wife-related content lately, and I think it’s time I addressed it: essentially what happened is that Mrs. ILoveOnlyMyWife and I have made the mutual decision to take some time apart

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

Fun little followup is that summertime sees an increase in the cashflow during festivals and fairs

Wastewater treatment fact: If you flush a dollar bill down the toilet, we'll find it, bleach it and use it to buy Doritos from the vending machine

Oh yeah, my probation is done. I live in the Twin Cities now. Ya'll too obsessed with Hockey around here and you need to repeal your laws about percentage alcohol that can be sold at gas stations. 3.2% is practically NA

James Bond: “what say we get outta here and get into something more comfortable?” Pussy Regular, tired of his antics: “James that’s sexual harassment I’m reporting you to secret agent HR”

Sharing this weeks project from basecoat to wash to finished. Decided to go with a bold blue to see how it would pan out. Overall very happy

wrote about penguin colony and boycotts meaning something

Do you disavow The Brotherhood of the Wolf????

Bravo to to who wrote this who managed to write despite constantly saying, "you gotta be fucking kidding me"

Yes

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

Gotta say that Abdul is displaying a level of cunning and intelligence that is going to hit Congress like a wrecking ball

They don't tell you this but if you die when you're awake you die in real life. Make sure to like and subscribe for more real world tricks and tips

Behold my hoard and despair

Rolling up to my local dispensary and telling them to give me "The Castro"

Here's some engineering terms that differ from common definitions: Stress Strain Toughness Yield Strength Impact Strength But I'm not going to freakout if you utilize them differently as a non-engineer. I don't expect to world to bend to my specific jargon because that's insane

Romeo Must Die for Tax Purposes

"Can't they understand my subtle, elevated humor of 90's era uncloaked insults"

This is my personal "Never Forget"

Seems like a pretty infantile mentality here

This is such an unfair comparison. I've met some cunning tweakers. I have never met an AI user that could tie their own shoe.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Detail from this shirt 🫡

In this household there's only one Terminator film and that's Terminator 2

I'm basic in that I wish I had a group of people to play Jackbox with every week

It was a pretty cool idea until he started asking for money

My wife made a thread of my ass getting kicked

Now this is an interesting thought experiment because is the rest of the world outside of Africa and Europe 1939 or 2026? My bet is on Africa due to the obvious technological difference but how difficult that victory is depends on the rest of the world

you can't fool me, that's an oblivion character