anxiety riddled human

had a video game idea feel free to steal it and get filthy rich

I fussed at him for diving in front of my legs while I was walking and almost making me dump my boiling hot dinner all over him, but then I felt bad and gave him some mashed potatoes

the Liz Holmes/Nathan Fielder staredown but it's Miss Piggy and Kermit

his pfp is literally the midwit

have you had any trysts or rendezvous lately?

here's the thing about You Can See Everything and Elizabeth Holmes, she was limpwristing those fucking eggs. you gotta beat some air into those fuckers if you want fluffy scrambos

i'm sorry i'm still circulating this but rent is very near and i'm not going to make it as it stands all help is amazing thank you cash app: $jpreader venmo: @jp_reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

me waking up each day with 5lbs of Halloween candy in the house

That Boy invested all his skill points into shivers, he ain't right.

fucked up for Amazon to deliver me a 5 pound bag of Halloween candy tomorrow and be like "here you go idiot, should have gotten two and you know it"

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

the glimpse you get of lower level booj grindset maxxers in the Liz Holmes doc is fucking pathetic they're the most brainless accumulation golems they coined a bunch of in group jargon to launder their impotent animalistic mewling for stealing value from others

You Can See Everything is the easiest 5 stars of my life. I fucking loved it. you know a film rocks ass when you immediately start putting together a list of who you desperately want to talk about it with

*dies* www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-W1...

Digger Nation is correct. The movie is awesome and it's a crime it's bombing. Go see it.

gunna watch the odyssey at 2x speed on my phone and rate it 1.5 stars on letterboxd

i started reading "male" and "female" like rhymes with tamale, and it's breaking my brain

I'd watch this

lol succ lords can't even countenance the onion clocking the november midterms

sure. accept getting doohickeyed you fucking sociopathic nerd

Dan Hentschel Devouring His Son Loaf

a girl gets isekai'd to a survival crafting world and gets to hang out with her friends and do her favorite hobbies. has never known men. somehow this is a tale of existential horror!? (j/k, really enthralling read, 5/5)

here's the thing about guns: they're cool as hell

Hey folks, I had a big thread about AI and art that really popped off, and now I have some attention, so why don't I make a little thread of upcoming indie games I'm looking forward to that have neat artstyles? And a lot of these games will have demos to check out, so maybe give them a try?

rip PAC man what the fuck, this year ugh literally the reason I got into wrestling again I saw him falcon arrow Kenny omega from the mat to the floor and I was sold on AEW 🤼

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.

omg Amayo No Tsuki!!! these bitches finally figured it out!!! let's fucking goooooooooo let's fucking gooooooo

I hate how I have to be suspicious of every author publishing their first book after like 2023 that it's going to be some damned slop

Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa

Hulkenberg 🛡️ #MetaphorReFantazio #メタファー

anyone else have a crush on Macintosh Librarian?

I feel like Margaret Atwood's MaddAddam trilogy should be a huge goddamned deal and I'm sad it's not